"I have some exciting news Mrs. Testaburger," The doctor said walking in carrying a folder.

"What is it doctor?" Mrs. Testaburger asked.

"Well it appears that your daughter is pregnant," The doctor replied. Wendy opened her mouth in shock.

"I cant be pregnant, I'm only fifteen!" She cried out.

"You are able to get pregnant as soon as you start menstruating.." The doctor tried to exclaim but Wendy bolted out of his office and ran down the middle of the street.

"I cant be pregnant!" She cried out sinking to her knees and hitting the road with her fists.

"There is no way in hell! I've only had sex six times!"

"Wendy stop it, you are acting like a child," Mrs. Testaburger said running over there and pulling her daughter up by her arm.

"Mom, I cant be pregnant," Wendy said.

"Well, you are and you are going to have this baby whether you like it or not because you are going to face the consequences young lady," Mrs. Testaburger said.

"Yes mother," Wendy said hanging her head in shame. She hated disappointing her parents and this was probably the most disappointing thing she ever did.


"Dude I totally blew your head off," Stan said with a laugh, it was Saturday and he was playing video games with his friends Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

"Hi Stan," Stan heard a high pitched voice say, he jumped in shock and saw his girlfriend Wendy standing there.

"Hi Wendy," He said.

"Can we talk in private?" She asked him with pleading eyes.

"Uh sure," Stan replied and he followed her out into the hall way.

"If I tell you something will you promise not to get mad or anything?" Wendy asked. Oh no, she is going to dump me again. Stan thought to himself.

"Okay," He said.

"I'm pregnant," Wendy said.

"WHAT!? That's impossible! We used a condom!" Stan screeched out.

"Shh I don't want everyone else to know yet," Wendy said clamping a hand over Stan's mouth.

"I just don't know what to do," She said.

"Cant you just go get an abortion or something?" Stan asked.

"NO! Abortions are wrong and immoral besides my mom says I have to keep it so I can face the consequences," Wendy replied.

"How about we decide what to do when the time for the baby to come comes closer," Stan said.

"Okay, bye Stan," Wendy said walking out the door.

"What was that about?" Kyle asked when Stan walked back into his room.

"Yeah did she dump you for that black asshole again?" Cartman asked.

"No, she said she's pregnant," Stan said looking down. Cartman started rolling around on the floor laughing.

"Wahhaha dude wuahahahahaa oh my gosh those are going to be the ugliest kids ever!" He screamed out in between laughs.

"Shut up fat ass like your kids would look any better," Kyle said coming to Stan's defense.

"Ay! I'm not fat I'm big boned," Cartman replied.

"I just don't know what to do," Stan said.

"It's okay dude, I'll help you guys through this," Kyle said putting his hand on Stan's shoulder.

"Thanks dude," Stan replied smiling at his best friend.


"Did you hear?" Stan heard Bebe whisper to Rebecca at school the next day.

"Hear what?" He asked frantically running towards them.

"That I'm going to be voted for cheer captain," Bebe replied looking at Stan weirdly.

"Oh, okay congratulations," Stan said.

"Everyone stop talking and get in class," Ms. Garrison said. Everyone grumbled and went and sat in their desks to hear Ms. Garrison's boring speech about how Kotex pads were once used as bandages in the war.

"What you're pregnant!" Bebe suddenly screamed out, the whole class turned to look at her.

"I told you not to tell anyone," Wendy said through gritted teeth.

"I'm sorry that's just so wow shocking," Bebe said with her eyes wide opened.

"I'm surprised that you got pregnant before Bebe did, I always thought she'd be first," Heidi said.

"Well as it turns out my boyfriend liked another guy," Bebe said shooting an angry look at Kyle.

"I don't see why you're mad at Kyle, it's not his fault that Clyde chose him over you," Wendy said.

"Well it's his fault for saying yes to him, anyways what are you going to do about the baby?" Bebe said.

"I don't know, I just don't know," Wendy sighed putting her head on her desk. This was the toughest decision that she ever had to make in her life.