The Jaguar entered from stage left, chuckling a bit because of the peanut butter bit, but as he did, Pete Puma also entered and began sweeping up the stage, and several anonymous stagehands were disassembling some of the props. The Jaguar glanced around, and a sad look came onto his face.

"Well, Leloni, I guess this is it," he said, sadly, while sitting down. The rabbit, being a little tired herself, sat down beside him. "Pepe? Bear? Peter? Nate? Could you also come up here, pretty please?" Moments later, the other four presenters came out, and also sat on the stage. As the stage continued to be disassembled, a spotlight shone on the six of them as they sadly picked up their microphones. Then, the band started playing a familiar tune, but it was played very slowly, and with a mellow key. The Jaguar began to sing:

"The UKE's...concluded," Leloni continued,

"Some toons became deluded," Pepe added,

"Some even intruded," Peter said,

"And challenged to a bout!" Now Bear,

"Ballots.nominations," and Nate,

"The few who paid attention," all sang,

"The presentations have got everyone all tuckered out!" The J.A.M. continued with the next verse,

"So at last we can now get to writing our fics again." Leloni,

"The next awards," Pepe,

"Won't be so hard," Peter, to Pepe, a bit annoyed,

"You'll just take them all again!" Bear stood and sang a bit faster,

"New scripts and new stories," Nate,

"New toons to take the glory," all now stood,

"We'll call you if you want another show again!" The J.A.M. once again, now singing at normal speed,

"More songs, for you folks," Leloni wiped her forehead,,

"Perhaps even a new host," Pepe,

"More winners that will post," Peter, to Pepe,

"If you don't steal the show!" Bear, to Peter

"Well, now others might get lucky," Nate,

"If Doc Lord runs amoky," Pepe, again,

"Now don't you get cocky,

Or I'll pick up and go!" The J.A.M.,

"And there will be more who vote to make this much more fun," Leloni, laughing,

"In your dreams!" Pepe, to Leloni,

"Hey, we can dream," Leloni again,

"Oh, let's just all begone!" Everyone stood surrounding Leloni,

"We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,

The Tiny Toons UKE awards are-now-gone!" But to the side, The J.A.M. added,

"But this show isn't done!"

Suddenly all the toons cleared the stage, as in front of the TTA rings some platforms began to rise, obviously with some toons on top, but their identity was hidden because they had their backs to the audience. Yosemite Sam suddenly walked in, holding his huge bass (from the Porky Pig Show). He jumped to the arm, and played a sliding note.

And at that point all but the toon on the highest platform turned around. Gogo Dodo, his father, Taz, Dizzy, The Wolverine, and The J.A.M. (who unwarped at the last moment), were all dressed in Caribbean clothes, and all began to play their bongos, congas, and maracas, dancing with the beat. The audience applauded.

From stage left, a familiar toon came in: the Wolf, from "The Three Little Bops", dancing his trademark step, and of course, holding his trumpet. When he reached center stage, he began to play, and to everyone's surprise, he actually played *correctly*. The audience gave another cheer, but just as soon as he finished his intro, the highest toon turned around, and it was-

Mary Melody!

Dressed with what appeared to be a blue bikini, adorned with Caribbean bracelets on her wrists, neck, and ankles, and with plenty of translucent veils, as well as an elaborate headgear.

And she sang,

"When the sun is setting in the sky-" The audience roared as all the guys joined,

"Everybody knows it's party time!" Mary,

"And when the moon is rising high," Everyone,

"I'll be yours, I know you will be mine!." Speedy zipped in and joined with the guitar. For no reason, Dizzy said,

"DUMBAWA-" To which Babs, added to the side,

"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


Out of nowhere, Babs came in and pulled out her saxophone, and she was joined by Buster, Bugs, and Sneezer, with their trumpets, Plucky with his horn, Daffy with his trombone, and Hamton with his tuba, as they played a short instrumental, swinging in unison to the beat. Finally, Mary continued, walking down her column,

"All day the world goes round and round,

You can feel the changes coming down.

It doesn't matter who you are,

With love to give you will go far.

We see the treasures all around,

And burn ourselves into the ground.

Everyone's trying to survive,

We're not just born to be alive." When she reached the bottom, Fifi joined with her harp, and Plucky with his keyboard, and everyone sang,

"I.know," Mary,

"What I feel inside is true." Everyone,

"You.know." Mary and Babs,

"Every road I follow's leading me to you!"

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"When the sun is setting in the sky-" Everyone,

"Everybody knows it's party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"And when the moon is rising high," Everyone,

"I'll be yours, I know you will be mine!" For no reason, Dizzy now said,


"Party time."

"Party time."

"Party time."

"Party time."

The trumpets came in again for a while, while Dizzy said,








"DUMBAWA-" Mary now shook her booty,

"We live our lives in mystery,

While everything is meant to be.

No reason here to wonder why,

All that we seek is in the sky." For some reason, she caressed The J.A.M.'s cheek, making his spots turn red.

"You are the one I want to hold,

I feel you deep inside my soul." GAZING into his eyes,

"Only our love will set us free,

This now belongs to you and me." She stopped her flirting, as everyone continued,

"I.know," Mary,

"What I feel inside is true." Everyone,

"You.know." Mary and Babs,

"Every road I follow's leading me to you!"

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"When the sun is setting in the sky-" Everyone,

"Everybody knows it's party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"And when the moon is rising high," Everyone,

"I'll be yours, I know you will be mine!" For no reason, Dizzy now said,


"Party time."

"Party time."

"Party time."

The trumpets did their thing again, with everyone dancing. Even the audience members had now stood and joined in the dance.

Then all the percussion took it in, as Dizzy said something that sounded like,


The percussion silenced, leaving Fifi, Plucky, and Speedy,



And Dizzy again,


The percussion entered softly, as everyone sang,


"You.know." Mary and Babs,

"Every road I follow's leading me to you!"

All instruments hushed except for one bass drum, and Mary exclaimed again,

"When the sun is setting in the sky-" Everyone,

"Everybody knows it's party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"And when the moon is rising high," Everyone,

"I'll be yours, I know you will be mine!"

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"When the sun is setting in the sky-" Everyone,

"Everybody knows it's party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Mary,

"And when the moon is rising high," Everyone,

"I'll be yours, I know you will be mine!"

All started playing normally, with Dizzy mumbling something unintelligible,


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


Daffy was really getting into it, as he now began to lead all the brass instruments in a conga line across the stage, with the audience actually cheering for him again. Then, they all surrounded Sneezer, who began playing the intro sequence again, arousing an even louder cheer. As he did, Taz and Babs did their thing.


"Party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Only Fifi sang too,

"Party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Babs,

"Party time."

"DUMBAWA-" Fifi, etc., with Dizzy mumbling mantras again.

"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."


"Party time."

Everyone hushed and the lights went out, except for two spotlights on Dizzy, who kept on playing some nonsense on his little drum, and Babs, who repeated,

"Party time."

"Party time."

Her spotlight faded out, leaving Dizzy alone, who stopped after a moment.

With the song over, the lights came on again, but now dance music began to sound as the credits rolled, and the auditorium became a dance floor, as toons of all types danced the night away...


Produced and directed by:

Leloni Bunny

Created by :

Nathaniel T. Freeman & Leloni Bunny, based on the Harley Awards from (created by Anthony "Brainatra" Dean, with Robert Dougherty, Craig Marinaro, Jennifer Lynn "Sharklady" Weston, Jonathan "DR. BELCH", John "Captain Caps" Kilduff, Romey, Colin Feder, Danielle Berse, Beth "Siren", & Dot Warner)

Associate producers/directors:

The J.A.M.

Nathaniel T. Freeman

Pepe K.

Peter Bunny


In Absentia:

Angry Dave

Music director:

Danny Elfman


Thomas Alva Edison


The J.A.M

Nathaniel T. Freeman

List Poll:

Leloni Bunny

Voting Supervision:

Leloni Bunny and Bear Prower

Award statue designed by:

The J.A.M.

Stage designer:

Leloni Bunny



Orville Wright, Wilbur Wright, and Henry Ford

Kraft Services:

WinnieBurger, McDonald's, and Burger King


Control-C and Control-V


People who are anti-extremists

Ink and paints:

Dainippon Ink Co.

Character Posing:

Maddona and Julie Brown


Samuel Morse, Guglielmo Marconi, Thomas Alva Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell

Sanitation services:

Pete Puma


Acme Co.


Dr., Sir, Judge, King, Duke, Count, Viscount, etc.


Get one on yourself

Best Boy:


Worst Boy:


Gaffer (what's a gaffer?):

The anonymous stagehand


Leloni Bunny as herself

The J.A.M. as himself

Nathaniel T. Freeman as himself

Pepe K. as himself

Peter Bunny as himself

Bear as himself

Pepe K. as Lord Dr. Pavel D'Lord

Noel Blanc as Bugs Bunny

Noel Blanc as Daffy Duck

Noel Blanc as Sylvester Cat

Noel Blanc as Speedy Gonzales

Noel Blanc as Tweety Bird

Noel Blanc as Wile E. Coyote

Noel Blanc as Elmer J. Fudd

Noel Blanc as Porky Pig

Noel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn

Alyson Court as Eve Ill

Darryl Hickman as Eddie

Kath Soucie as Fifi LaFume

Hadley Kay as Hamton

Kevin Mickel as himself

Cree Summer Franks as Mary Melody

Peter Fernandez as Speed Racer

Corinne Orr as Spriedel

Corinne Orr as Trixie

Able DuSable as himself

Janeane Garofalo as Harriet

Kath Soucie as Lola Bunny

E.G. Daily as Sniffles Mouse

Gail Matthius as Shirlely The Loon

Joe Alaskey as Plucky Duck

Paul Rugg as Freakazoid

Ed Asner as Cosgrove

Jim Carrey as himself

Rob Paulsen as Pinky

Maurice LaMarche as The Brain

Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke

Joe "The Announcer" Leahy as himself

Tress MacNeille as Colleen

Rob Paulsen as Hunter

Danny Cooksey as Montana Max

Chris Pew as himself

Peter Cullen as Willy Wolf

Brad LePew as himself

Lance Freebird as himself

James Earl Jones as Alex Redolence

Brian Chaney as Jamie Foxx

Jake E'Stinky as himself

Rob Paulsen as Arnold Pitbull

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Blitz

Kevin M. Richardson as Exile

Charles Adler as Buster Bunny

Candy Milo as Sweetie Bird

Tress MacNeille as Babs Bunny

Maurice LaMarche as Dizzy Devil

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Tesla

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Faust

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Pan

Frank Welker as Pete Puma

Keith Diamond as J

Ed O'Ross as K

Kathleen Helppie-Shippley as Petunia

Noel Blanc as Marvin Martian

Jennifer Lien as L

Adam Baldwin as X

Henry Corden as Paw Bear

Sherry Stoner as Slappy Squirrel

Luke Ruegger as Skippy Squirrel

David Duchovny as Fox Moldy

Gillian Anderson as Dana Skunky

Jennifer Cleckley as Rottin Kid/Werekitty

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Nigel Carrote

Alyson Court as RuBarb

Tress MacNeille as Honey Bunny

Thorne as himself

Frank Welker as Henny Youngman

Earl Allison as himself

Joseph Campanella as The Master

Andy Fox as himself

The Crusher as himself

Noel Blanc as Babbot

Noel Blanc as Costello

Tress MacNeille as Dot

Paul Rugg as Nostradamus

Lance Henrikson as Calamity Coyote

KeV Beely as himself

Bette Midler as Mae Bear

June Foray as Laika Romanov

April Bunny as herself

Jerry Lee Withers as Furrball

John Cleese as The Colonel

Michael Demcio as Questy

William Shatner as James Tiberious Kirk

Leonard Nemoy as Spock

Frank Welker as Dr. McCoy

James Doohan as Scotty

Billy West as Ren

Billy West as Stimpy

Paul Frees as Ape

Keith Scott as George of the Jungle

Frank Welker as Gogo Dodo

Nefaria as himself

Paul Winchell as Dick Dastardly

Hadley Kay as Muttley

Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo

Christine Cavanaugh as Blossom

Tara Charandoff as Bubbles

E.G. Daily as Buttercup

Tom Kenny as the Narrator

Tom Kenny as the Mayor

Jennifer Martin as Sarah Bellum

Tom Kane as Professor Utonium

June Foray as Rocket J. Squirrell

Noel Blanc as Taz

Charles Adler as Roderick Rat

Tress MacNeille as Rubella Rat

Wayne Alwyne as Mickey Mouse

Russi Taylor as Minnie Mouse

Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson

Jim Henshaw as Tenderheart Bear

Melleny Brown as Cheer Bear

John Erwin as He-Man

Ronald McDonald as himself

Hamburger as himself

Hamburglar as himself

Bill Farmer as Pluto

Mel Brooks as Boris

You as The Weird Person To Read All The Way Down Here

"The Tiny Toons Adventures Theme Song" written by Bruce Broughton. Performed by The J.A.M, Joe Alaskey, Kath Soucie, Frank Welker, and Leandro Pinto. Used without permission.

"La Negra" written by someone in the backwaters of Jalisco, Mexico. Public domain.

"Hail Columbia" written by Joesph Hopkinson. Music by Philip Phile. Performed by the Wackyland Rubber Band.

"Dead Man's Party" written by Danny Elfman. Used without permission.

"Theme of Speed Racer" written by Koshibe & Yoshiyuki. Used without permission.

"Speedy Gonzales" written by Pat Boone. Performed by The J.A.M., Noel Blanc, and Russi Taylor. Used without permission.

"Guadalajara, Guadalajara" written by José Guiza. Public domain.

"Where The Boys Are" written by Greenfield & Sedaka. Performed by Kath Soucie. Used without permission.

"Dance to the Music" written by Sylvester "Sly Stone" Stewart of Sly & the Family Stone. Performed by the Acmes. Used without permission.

"The Plucky Duck Show Theme Song" written by Bruce Broughton. Used without permission.

"Good-bye Ruby Rat" originally written by Mick Jagger & Keith Richards, rewritten by Zachary A. Zulkowski. Performed by the Acmes. Used without permission.

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" written by Tom Crain, Charlie Daniels, Joel DeGregorio, Fred Edwards, Charlie Hayward, and James Marshall. Performed by the Hamton J. Pig

Trio with the Acmes. Used without permission.

"Total Confusion" originally written by Strong & Whitfield, rewritten by Nathaniel T. Freeman. Performed by Kath Soucie and the Acmes. Used without permission.

"You'll Be Mine (Party Time)" written by Gloria Stephan. Performed by Cree Summer Franks, Tress MacNeille, Maurice LaMarche, and the rest of the cast as well. Used without permission.

Tiny Toons Adventures, Looney Tunes, Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Histeria, Road Rovers, and all related characters are © Warner Brothers. Used without permission.

Speed Racer and all related characters are © Tatsunoko Animation. Used without permission.

Star Trek and all related characters are © Paramount. Used without permission.

George of The Jungle and all related characters are © Jay Ward Productions. Used without permission.

Powerpuff Girls, Dick Dastardly, and all related characters are © Hanna- Barbera. Used without permission.

Mickey Mouse and all related characters are © Disney. Used without permission.

Bart Simpson and all related characters are © 20th Century Fox. Used without permission.

The Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, and all related characters are © Those Characters From Cleveland. Used without permission.

He-Man, She-Ra, G.I. Joe, and all related characters are © Hasbro. Used without permission.

The Glo-Friends, the Pound Puppies, and all related characters are © Tonka. Used without permission.

Ronald McDonald and all related characters are © McDonald's. Used without permission.

Hamburglar and all related characters are © Burger King. Used without permission.

Segments written by Leloni Bunny, The J.A.M., Nathaniel T. Freeman, Pepe K, Peter Bunny, and Bear.

Additional writing by Kevin Mickel, Nefaria, Abel DuSable, Razorback Jack, Rottin Kid, Thorne, Earl Allison, KeV Beely, Werekitty, Furrball, and Michael "Questy" Demcio

Special thanks to:

Karen Tindall, Urian Dang X, the Unfathomable Dr. Drew, Mike Cote, Rebecca Littlehales, John Friedrich, FoxWiz, Robert Chirico, Gypsy, Kieron Wells, Zuccini, Michael M., Matt Berman, the Platypus, Colin Feder, Lee M. Withers, Don Speirs, Sean Brandenburg, Christina M. Callihan, Julian Fong, The Cybernator, Towi Raccoon, Daniel Gallo, Marc Hart, Julie Hazeltine, David Hungerford, Robert Jung, Kevin J. Podsiadlik, Ken Weatherwax, HellCat, Zachary A. Zulkowski, Daniel Davis, Mike Cote, Nick Distler, Anthony Barnett, Eric McDarby, RedKnox Fox, Eric Gjovaag, Jason "Oschindler" Bretz, Renee Carter Hall, Jeremy J. Jurrens, Bryan Chaney, Babs Bunny (Juli Magera), and Paul Zook, for not being angry at us for pulling clips from their stories.

Executive in charge of production:

Leloni Bunni

I can't believe you read all the way down here.



Until next time, remember:


Good evening.