Might be a One-Shot. OR I might continue! tell me what you think!
The Sunlight Chronicles:
A 'chat' between the Twilight characters.
Emmett: What's up emo boy?
Emmett: That's right. I AM YOUR RULER!
Emmett: Who are you?
Jasper: Who am I?
Jasper: I am the unknown man…or vampire?
Emmett: WHO ARE YOU? CARLISLE! WHO IS HE?
Jasper: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM CARLY!
Carlisle: He is a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
Emmett: Ha ha.
Jasper: *uses power on Carlisle*
Carlisle: I HATE PURPLE COWS!!!!!
Emmett: WHAT DID YOU DO!!!??? YOU MADE HIM A MAD MAN!
Jasper: Ha ha.
Emmett: Puppy! FIX HIM!
Carlisle: Puppy, calm down. My nurse is dying of death.
Emmett: PUPPY! Stop him, he's killing his nurse that is dying of death…
Emmett: And…*gasp* BELLA! Puppy, that's your job!
Jasper: BELLA!!!!! OKAY!
Emmett: NO puppy!
Jasper: Bella is made of yummy!
Jasper: No EDWRD WILL NEVER STOP ME.
Jasper: The texting form of Edward, duh!
Jasper: Gaaa! It's EDWRD!
Edward: STOP! IN THE NAME OF CARLISLE THE MADMAN!
EDWRD: Bella! Get on my back, I am going to give you a vampire ride!
Bella: OH EDWRD! YOUR SCENT IS SO DELICIOUS! *SWOONS*
EDWRD: STOP PUPPY!
Bella: Um are you going to put me on your back or not?
EDWRD: *Puts Bella on his back and dashes off*
Jasper: Waste of time.
Emmett: Awww, puppy, don't be such a downer.
Carlisle: I swear to drunk….I am GOD! CREATER OF PURPLE AND ALL THINGS MADE OF AWESOME!!! How think do you drunk I am? Har har *hiccup*
Emmett: Puppy, take him inside.
Jasper: NO! I will not! I WILL NOT! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO REHAB! YOU TIME WASTING…VAMPIRE.
Emmett: Puppy, shut your face and take him inside.