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Link and Midna were married quietly, two years after Ganondorf died for the first time, and mere months after they were reunited, by the Spirit of Lanayru in the kingdom of Hyrule. They were married as they were, with Link's face scratched by Midna's nails, and Midna's eyes still red-tinged from tears of jealousy.
They did not return to Ordon Province, but instead chose to live deep in the Faron Woods, close to Ordon and their friends. Link, once more, returned the Master Sword (with Midna's help) to the Sacred Grove.
Link had several of the people from Ordon help to build him and his wife a treehouse, high above them in the branches of an oak. Rusl, Fado, Bo, and Talo, Malo, Beth, Luda, and Ilia pitched in. Even Auru, with Shad, Ashei, and Telma arrived from Castle Town to help out.
By the time they finished, it was like a small cottage set among the canopy. A ladder tumbled down to the ground, and all was peaceful and solitary.
"I still can't believe I'm married to you," Midna said one evening, as they sat together, legs dangling off the edge of the wooden deck.
Link took her hand and kissed it. "It's been only a month, Midna. I can't believe it either." he laughed.
"I've noticed something lately," Midna scrutinized him.
"You laugh a lot more. Kinda like me. Except you have no sense of humor, you ignorant dunce. You really need to learn some more jokes."
Link laughed with her, then pulled her to him and kissed her.
Midna sighed contentedly, resting her head on his shoulder and watching the sun set beyond the trees.
"We're going to stay like this forever, won't we?" Link asked softly, stroking her hair.
"Like what?" Midna asked.
"Like, happy, and in love, and together,"
"Link," Midna giggled. "You're such a dork. Of course we will. I promise, you clod, we'll always stay this way."
"I love you, Midna,"
"I love you, too."