Here's something I thought up of. Hope ya enjoy it.
A Single Mind
Anakin: Just where do you think you're going, mister?!?
Vader: To interrogate the Princess.
A: *sigh* Why?
V: Because I want to know where the Rebel Base is.
A: Why do you need to know?
V: So I can crush the Alliance.
A: Why do you want to crush the Alliance?
A: Because why?
V: Because my master told me to.
A: Why do you listen to that bastard? He's lying to you!
V: You want to bet he's lying to me? And he's not a bastard!
A: Well, aren't we Mr. Snarky-Pants today?
V: We're Mr. Snarky-Pants everyday.
V: No comment.
A: What are you going to do to get the info from the Princess?
V: I have ways. .
A: What kind of ways?
V: Every way imaginable! Interrogation, seducement, bribing, torture.......I usually go with the torture.
A: WHAT?!? Ugh, you're mean. You're seriously gonna do that to her?
V: You are annoying.
A: Me?!? I'm not Mr. Tall, Dark and Arrogant!
V: Insolent Jedi.
V: You are trying my patience, Jedi!
V: You are an impertinent one.
A: Takes one to know one.
V: Ugh. I hate you.
A: That's nice.
V: I am almost to the Princess' chamber, Jedi. You will not stop me!
A: Are you going to hurt her?
V: No, I'm going to give her caf and let her go.....Yes, I'm going to hurt her!
A: Okay um.......how 'bout a different form of torture?
V: No thank you.
A: Aw, come on! Just listen to my plan.
V: Fine. What do you have in mind, Jedi?
A: *whisper* *mutter* *whisper*
V: That is not a bad idea.....Alright. I'll do it. *steps into Leia's chamber*
Leia: Sith bastard.
V: Shut up, Rebel.
L: What do you want?
V: I only want the location of the Rebel Base, Princess.
L: You will never get it out of me!! NEVER!
V: Suit yourself. *motions the boombox to be turned on* Now, your Highness, let's cha-cha!!
And that was Leia's true form of punishment in Episode 4! Dancing with Daddy....haha.
Leia: Aw, that was awful! How could you do such a thing?
Me: Cause I'm evil like that. Hey, Darth Vader?
Darth Vader: What, insolent teenager?
Me: Do you think I'm Sith material?
Darth Vader: No.
Me: Why not?
Darth Vader: Because you are insolent!
Me: You sure like that word a lot.......
Darth Vader: Yes. Yes I do.
Me: Hey, that line was copyrighted!
Darth Vader: Pray, by whom?
Me: Phineas and Ferb.
Darth Vader: Who the hell are Phineas and Ferb?!?
Me: You don't wanna know......
Hahahaha, and that concludes my oneshot!
Hmmm....I wonder where Vader went?
Darth Vader: *is watching Phineas and Ferb* Earthlings call this Entertainment?
Leia: Yup. *is eating popcorn*
Darth Vader: Damn, we need this channel.
Leia: Uh, Dad? You own the channel.
Darth Vader: Oh, yeah......