I won't feel a thing.

The key is repetition: the more I say it, the more I'll believe it.

I won't feel a thing.

I'm in the Evil League of Evil; what more could I want?

I won't feel a thing.

Okay, my evil plans could probably have worked out more neatly. But…I got in! I defeated Captain Hammer!

I won't feel a thing.

Technically, I didn't kill her. Captain Hammer, in his overly cheesy ignorance, did. The guilt, though…

I won't feel a thing.

Who am I kidding? I killed her. I ruined my own plans. And I feel…horrible.