Pleasing the Audience 14

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.

One Shot

The fans love me. They really, really love me!

Yellow Jacket entered, furious,

"Persiana13! What the hell is your problem?"

Oh, look. It's Bumblebee Man. He's come to try and pollinate me!

The author laughed maniacally)

Yellow Jacket glared,

"You've made me a psychotic, imbalanced maniac hell-bent on satisfying my own ego!"

You mean, you're not?

Yellow Jacket was outraged,

"You also wrote I'm a murderer! I didn't kill anyone!"

Tigra entered,

"What about that time you were on trial and you built that robot that attacked all of us? You were hoping you could be a hero by taking it down!"

Yellow Jacket shook his head,

"I had a little too much to drink, all right! But, I'm still a hero!"

Yeah, it was REAL heroic of you to build a psycho clone of Thor and set it loose.

Yellow Jacket was upset,

"That wasn't me! That was my Skrull imposter! I'm a hero!"

Tigra rolled her eyes,

"That's hard to believe. Forget it, Hank. If you're gonna try and win me back, don't. I found a new man in my life."

Tigra left off stage and returned with her arm wrapped around Blue Beetle, smiling,

"You see. I found a guy who knows how to treat me."

Blue Beetle blushed hotly,

"Uh, that's very nice of you to say that, Greer."

Yellow Jacket was stunned,

"HIM? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY POWERS!"

Fire entered, furious,

"Besides, he's MY man!"

Fire tackled Tigra, a cat-fight erupting.

Hey, this is turning out to be all right!

The author grabbed a camera and began filming. Farrah entered, furious,

"DIE, MURDERER!"

She tackled Yellow Jacket and a mauling began. Yellow Jacket screamed,

"HELP! PAIN! PAIN! IT HURTS SO BAD! THE PAIN! THE AGONY! HELP!"

All fights eventually go off camera. Blue Beetle shrugged,

"I am not getting involved with this."

Well, that went well.

Miss Marvel entered,

"Persiana13, you are insane!"

And you're just finding this out NOW, Barbie? I guess it's true; blondes really are dumb.

Miss Marvel scowled,

"You had the nerve to make a crack about my hometown?"

Oh, you mean that Green Monster joke? I thought it was funny when you got green paint dumped all over you. I'll have to tell people to do that to you more often.

Miss Marvel was horrified,

"NO! DON'T DO THAT! I'LL GO BROKE ON HAIR CARE PRODUCTS AND BATH SALTS!"

She ran off in a panic.

Supergirl entered,

"Uh, Persiana13? Can I ask you something?"

What is it, Kara? I'm busy with some projects.

Supergirl squealed,

"When am I getting paired up with Simon? I want his babies!"

Zatanna marched on camera,

"Now, wait a minute! If anyone is making babies with Simon, it's me!"

Ladies…

Vixen entered,

"As if. I'm making babies with Simon."

Ladies…

Gypsy entered,

"I'm making babies with Simon."

LADIES!

Supergirl shrugged,

"What?"

As much as myself and the fans would love to see you all on top of each other, I just want to say that, in the next story I'm writing, none of you will be getting Simon.

All the girls look at the insane author,

"What?"

That's right; I bring a new woman into the mix. I'm not saying who it is, but it is going to be funny.

Wonder Man said off camera,

"Must you torture me so?"

I got bored, and I kinda am on a Wonder Man torture spree, so…

Supergirl shrieked,

"THERE HE IS!"

She began to go after Simon. The other girls started the chasing; soon, cat-fighting erupted.

Huh, that went well.

End of One Shot!