Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things
Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Summary: One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!
Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."
"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"
"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."
"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"
"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"
"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."
"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"
"Exactly. Now I have proof."
"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"
"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."
"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."
"Put it down!"
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