Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things

Author: HalfshellVenus

Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)

Rating: K+

Summary: One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…

Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!

Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."

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"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"

"Deeeean!"

"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."

***

"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"

***

"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"

"Exactly. Now I have proof."

***

"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."

"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."

"Says you."

"Put it down!"

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