Harry: Oh... oh my God!

Hermione: Harry, what is it? Is it... your scar?

Harry: No, it's... it's Cedric!

Ron: As in Diggory? Um, he's a bit DEAD.

Harry: No, he's right there!

Ron: OH MY GOD!!!

Harry: You see him too!?

Ron: NO, but THAT GUY IS SPARKLING!!!!

Edward: (somewhere in the distance) NOOO! I'm a vampire!

Harry: No, dude, it's Cedric!

Hermione: Harry, don't be daft. Cedric's dead, you were there, remember? The Portkey, the anti-Moody, the bad haircut, the 'hey, hey, Voldie's back'?

Harry: WHYYY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE? I'M HARRY FRACKING POTTER!

Edward. Hi.

Harry: AHH! SPARKLECEDRICZOMBIE! -runs-

Ron: -has a new boycrush- Viktor Krum who?