Harry: Oh... oh my God!
Hermione: Harry, what is it? Is it... your scar?
Harry: No, it's... it's Cedric!
Ron: As in Diggory? Um, he's a bit DEAD.
Harry: No, he's right there!
Ron: OH MY GOD!!!
Harry: You see him too!?
Ron: NO, but THAT GUY IS SPARKLING!!!!
Edward: (somewhere in the distance) NOOO! I'm a vampire!
Harry: No, dude, it's Cedric!
Hermione: Harry, don't be daft. Cedric's dead, you were there, remember? The Portkey, the anti-Moody, the bad haircut, the 'hey, hey, Voldie's back'?
Harry: WHYYY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE? I'M HARRY FRACKING POTTER!
Harry: AHH! SPARKLECEDRICZOMBIE! -runs-
Ron: -has a new boycrush- Viktor Krum who?