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( Isabella Swan ) is in a relationship and it's complicated.

( Jacob Black ) commented on Isabella's relationship status; "better than nothing."

( Alice Cullen ) commented on Isabella's relationship status; "Bella, have you heard from Edward lately?"

( Jacob Black ) is the plumber, 'cuz I lay the pipe down.

( Seth Clearwater) likes this.

( Isabella Swan ) commented on Jacob's Status; "can you not put this on facebook?"

( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Jacob's Status; "trust, leech lover, it aint nothing the pack hasn't already seen plenty of times. nice belly button piercing might I add."

( Embry Call ) commented on Jacob's Status; "sweeeeeet."

( Seth Clearwater ) commented on Jacob's Status; "guyssss stop, I keep getting alerts."

( Isabella Swan ) commented on Alice's Wall; "What do you mean? I haven't heard from him since he stood me up a few nights ago."

( Alice Cullen ) commented on Isabella's Wall; "He didn't tell us he was leaving."

( Isabella Swan ) commented on Alice's Wall; "Why does that surprise you Alice? -_-"

( Carlisle Cullen ) uploaded a new video: 50 Cent – Candy Shop

( Esme Cullen ) commented on Carlisle's video; "oh my ;)"

( Rosalie Hale ) commented on Carlisle's video; "GROSS."

( Jacob Black ) is now using Facebook in language – WOOFBARK

( Embry Call ) likes this.

( Paul Mandingo Wolfman ) THE PIZZA MAN WAS TEN MINUTES LATE AURRRRGHHHHH!

( Sam Uley ) does not like this.

( Emmett Cullen ) GHL.

( Rosalie Hale ) commented on Emmett's Status; "GHL?"

( Emmett Cullen ) commented on his Status; "Gym, Hunting, Laundry"

( Rosalie Hale ) commented on Emmett's Status; "ohhhhhh k bbydaddy got you."

( Esme Cullen ) sent Carlisle Cullen a gift: "Handcuffs".

( Carlisle Cullen ) likes this.

( Chris Hansen ) is here, creepin' on yer facebook and keeping da pedophiles at bay.

( Quil Ateara ) just earned 75 farmer points in FarmVille for feeding Jason's cow!

( Quil Ateara ) needs your help to water his fruit in FarmVille!

( Sam Uley ) likes "Status Equals Power"

( Sam Uley ) likes "HEAD ALPHA IN CHARGE. – H.A.I.C"

( Sam Uley ) likes "There Is Always A Little Pain Behind Every 'I'm Ok'"

( Sam Uley ) likes "Nobody Understands Me"

( Jacob Black ) commented on Sam's Wall; "Hey man, you wanna talk?"

( Embry Call ) commented on Leah's Wall; "Miss you."

( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry's Wall; "Ditto."

( Embry Call ) I mean I could say you ain't sweep me off my feet, but only one thing can keep me off the streets, and that's if you'll be my – b.a.b.y.

( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry's Status; "Fabolous – Baby"

( Embry Call ) commented on his Status; "You know that song?"

( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry's Status; " : ) "

( Seth Clearwater ) is now listed as in a relationship.

( Jacob Black ) commented on Seth's Relationship Status; "WHOA?"

( Quil Ateara ) commented on Seth's Relationship Status; "everyone's in a relationship but me!"

( Jacob Black ) commented on Seth's Relationship Status; "Technically you are in a relationship Quil."

( Quil Ateara ) commented on Seth's Relationship Status; "I've got like…ten more years I think."

( Jacob Black ) commented on Seth's Relationship Status; "Ten will get you twenty."

( Isabella Swan ) you give me everything I miss at home.

( Jacob Black ) commented on Isabella's Status; "I know : )"

( Isabella Swan ) commented on her Status; "How are you so sure that's about you?"

( Jacob Black ) commented on Isabella's Status; "Call it a lucky guess."

( Isabella Swan ) commented on her Status; "Damn you Jacob Black x]"

( Mike Newton ) am I the only one who noticed that Cullen has been gone from facebook for a long ass time?

( Angel Webber ) commented on Mike's Status; "I noticed that a long time ago! I've been messaging him non-stop and sending him constant gifts and he won't respond!"

( Mike Newton ) commented on his Status; "Some things never change…"

( Jason Stackhouse ) commented on Quil's Wall; "I think its time to take it to the next level Quil…and I'm not talkin' any level, I'm talkin' level 70 World Fair Champ buddy."

( Quil Ateara ) commented on Jason's Wall; "How can that be possible?"

( Jason Stackhouse ) commented on Quil's Wall; "When you roll with the Stackhouses, anything is possible Quil."

( Embry Call ) and ( Leah Clearwater ) are now listed as in a relationship.

( Sam Uley ) commented on Embry's Relationship Status; "thank God."

( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry's Relationship Status; "FUCK YOU SAM."

( Embry Call ) commented on his Relationship Status; "Way to fuck up a good thing man."

( Eric Northman ) son of a bitch .

( Edward Cullen ) commented on Isabella's Wall; "Bella! God I thought I would never be able to contact you again, I've been abducted and kept in a warehouse in Bon Temps, Louisiana and I recently escaped. I miss you, I love you and I'm sorry all of this happened to us but I'm on my way back now. I know Jacob is behind this and he's dead when I return."

( Isabella Swan ) commented on Edward's Wall; "Wow Edward, just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic. Kidnapped and taken to Bon Temps? Riiiight, and I'm pregnant with a demon baby named Reneesme. Don't bother finding me, I'm very content with Jacob right now."

( Jacob Black ) likes this.

( Jacob Black ) commented on Eric's Wall; "If anything gets fucked up dude I swear to god…"

( Eric Northman ) commented on Jacob's Wall; "I do not respond well to threats. I neither know nor care about what vampires are capable of in Forks, but where I'm from we do not sparkle, we kill."

( Jacob Black ) commented on Eric's Wall; "Well I neither know nor care about what shapeshifters are capable of wherever your from, but up here we don't turn into border collies and go for a jolly motherfucking run, we are huge, fast, and built for killing vampires, and that is not a threat – it's a promise."

( Embry Call ) oh shit facebook fight right now.

( Quil Ateara ) created a new group – "Team Jacob / Team Eric"

( Paul Mandingo Wolfman ) likes this.

( Sam Uley ) does not like this.

( Eric Northman ) commented on Jacob's Wall; "Are you challenging me?"

( Jacob Black ) commented on Eric's Wall; "No, I am simply warning you."

( Eric Northman ) commented on Jacob's Wall; "I am not amused."

( Jacob Black ) commented on Eric's Wall; "Well Mr. Northman I was not put on this earth to fucking amuse you. We had a deal."

( Eric Northman ) commented on Jacob's Wall; "And has that deal been violated as of yet? No. So I would highly suggest you silence yourself before you get yourself buried in the grave you've already dug for yourself."

( Quil Ateara ) has reached County Fair Champ level in FarmVille with his partner Jason Stackhouse !