Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters; the entry format is based on LJ's. I only own the plot. I think.

THIS IS A SASUKARIN FIC. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO AWAY.

... What, you're still here? You must like it if you're staying.

Also, SS-chan, I will convert you.

BY THE WAY, this fic features SasoDei. C: I absolutely love that pairing, so... Yeah.

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poisonousloverxx

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they do, they do, they do

Current Location: My dorm.
Current Mood: youwishyouwerehotlikemeD:
Current Music: You know you love me but you don't know why

First entry of the school year. Yay. What-the-fucking-ever.

Something terrible has happened to me. It was terrible enough that Sakuface effing laughed. It was terrible enough that I almost cried, and you all know I don't cry easily, if at all.

I was fawning over Sasumuffin, as per usual, when I tripped. And landed on my face. Right in front of Sasumuffin.

There had been silence.

Sakuface broke it.

She LAUGHED.

Bitch.

Sasumuffin SMIRKED at my misery.

Teme.

(Sorry Narucakes, I had to use your "term of endearment" to insult Sasumuffin. Hope you don't mind.)

I practically ran away after that.

Sob.

I need to hear someone else's horrible first day.

Any volunteers?

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blondebombshell
Ouch, I saw that. D: I really wanted to smack Forehead for her cruelty. Anyway, my first day was pretty much like this: Entered school. Was water-balloon'd. Got attacked by Kiba's dog. Had to wear Sakura's spare clothes for the rest of the day. TORTURE.

poisonousloverxx
Amen to that, sister.

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cherryblossom9
Che, you're just jealous because Sasuke-kun likes me and not you.

poisonousloverxx
Psh, as if.

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orangeramen101
Hey Karin-chan! :D I had a great day. Sorry about teme. If it makes you feel better, I punched him in the classroom.

poisonousloverxx
Aw, thanks, Narucakes. I can always count on you.

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waterboi27
Damn, Karin. Your first day sucked.

poisonousloverxx
WTF. I know it did. Now fuck off before I start thinking you care.

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obsidianblack
The angst just keeps on coming. Also, Maki, stop calling me 'Sasumuffin'.

poisonousloverxx
Sasumuffin, sweetie, the angst is ALWAYS there. Also, no, I don't think I will.

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thepointofthings
My first day sucked, too, don't worry. And BTW: Neji now KNOWS.

poisonousloverxx
NO! D: Oh gawd, you poor thing!

thepointofthings
I think the thing that sucks the most is that he's acting like it never happened.

poisonousloverxx
NO! Really?!

thepointofthings
Really.

poisonousloverxx
Oh my GAWD! I'll tell Hinata to knock some sense into that boy!

thepointofthings
Thanks. I can always count on you. ;3;

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CHAPTER ONE
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when are you gonna give it up?

Current Location: Hallway. NO, NO, WAIT—I'm in the classroom now.
Current Mood: It's the 2nd day of school; wtf do u think.
Current Music: You're giving me such a rush! Come on Holly would you turn me onnnn!

That song is stuck in my head. STUCK, I tell you.

Anyway, it's the second day of school, the temperature is about 70 degrees Fahrenheit, and I am wearing a deliciously warm black jacket on top of my uniform. No one else really seems bothered by the unnatural coldness even though it's freaking AUGUST.

Our uniform sorta sucks. I mean, it's GREEN. The skirt and tie are, anyway.

Sakuface sure likes it, though; that can only be expected, since it "matches her eyes." I, on the other hand, detest it, because really, I look like Christmas. You know, red hair, red eyes, green uniform? I think God's playing a cruel joke on me or something. At least the boys' uniform is black. It makes Sasumuffin's ivory complexion stand out; the same goes for Narucakes' blue eyes.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE IT UP? YOU'RE GIVING ME SUCH A RUSH! COME ON HOLLY, WOULD YOU TURN ME ONNNNNNNN!

I swear, I'm going to end up screaming that in class one of these days.

So yeah.

What's up?

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blondebombshell
Pfft, yeah, our uniform sux. Ppl give me weird looks in coffee shops 4 it. N e way, the sky's up, darlin'.

poisonousloverxx
And so is Sakuface's nose.

blondebombshell
OMG BURNNNNN!

poisonousloverxx
xDDD lmfaooo

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orangeramen101
Aww, if you keep mentioning me, I'll start thinking you have a crush on me!

poisonousloverxx
WTF Narucakes xD I love Sasumuffin.

orangeramen101
Uh-huh, sure. That's what you WANT me to think. -wiggles eyebrows-

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obsidianblack
Maki, stop making such useless posts.

poisonousloverxx
What, would you rather I make posts that are all about you? Cuz I'll ttly do that. I won't mind.

obsidianblack
Stop teasing me, dammit.

poisonousloverxx
Alright, alright! D: Sorry, Sasuke-kun.

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thepointofthings
You're so silly xP

poisonousloverxx
That's what I live for.


"Karin-chan!"

I turned slightly, reaching up to push my glasses up my nose as Naruto Uzumaki, best friend to resident hottie Sasuke Uchiha, hurtled toward me. He stopped just in time; if he had gone any further, he would have knocked into me (and my desk). He had learned in the past that you do not knock into Karin Maki (and her desk).

"Yes, Narucakes?" I asked, taking in his exuberance and cheerful expression. It was the second day of Konoha Academy, and he was still all rainbows and sunshine. There was something wrong with him. "Is it something about Sasumuffin?"

Naruto's eyes widened in surprise. "How'd you know?"

I raised an eyebrow. "Well, I'm smarter and prettier than you."

Naruto chuckled, scratching his cheek. He had learned long ago that you don't argue with me. "Haha... While that may be true, at least I'm stronger than you!" When I looked at him in disbelief (this guy just wasn't smart), he added, "And I have a dick." I twitched at that; did he have to bring that up every time we argue?

"No one cares, Dickless," Sai stated, breezing past us to his seat a few desks behind Naruto. Naruto just laughed off the nickname-that-was-really-sort-of-an-insult; he was too used to Sai calling him that.

I looked at the clock to see when homeroom would start.

Three... Two...

"OH MY GOD!" I screeched, probably making everyone within a three-mile radius jump in surprise (everyone in the classroom except for Sasuke did, anyway). The people who jumped turned to look at me. "Sasori-niisan! His shoot starts in three minutes!"

Yes, my (HAWT) older brother was a male model. I knew for a fact that he would meet his One True Love sometime, and I really wanted to be there when he met him (or her) so I could tell Sasori, "That's your One True Love, Sasobella." And then, because of me, he would have his happily ever after.

"Yell that louder, would you?" Sakuface drawled. "I don't think the people in the Cloud heard you."

I glared at her. "Do you mind? This is an important part of Sasori-niisan's life! He will meet his One True Love one day through his modeling agency, and he will get married and have kids if his One True Love is a female. Even if his One True Love is a guy, they will have a freaking happily ever after ending."

"Sasori-san's gay?" Sakuface scrunched her nose in disgust. I knew that she had a crush on Sasori. The girl never had a chance with him.

"No," I replied tartly. "He's bisexual." I turned back to Naruto. "Now, what were you going to tell me?"

"I need to tell you something," Naruto began, and whispered it in my ear...


for you and only you

Current Location: My dorm. Sigh.
Current Mood: Kinda angry. Sakuface's fault.
Current Music: As I leave, will you be one someone to say goodbye?

emoooo.

Sigh.

Sasori listens to alternative rock.

It scares me sometimes, because he looks like the kind of guy who listens to metal.

Effin' creepy.

... Tsunade has big breasts.

I mean really.

I think they're fake.

(IF PRINCIPAL TSUNADE READS THIS, UM, I LOVE YOU?

PLEASE DON'T GET ME IN TROUBLE.)

I wonder if Narucakes was telling the truth when he told me Sasumuffin had a big... You know what.

Wait, why the fuck would Narucakes know?

NARUCAKES, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT SASUMUFFIN'S YOU-KNOW-WHAT IS BIG?

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orangeramen101
It's a guy thing, Karin-chan. We compare ourselves to other guys.

poisonousloverxx
How... Homoerotic.

orangeramen101
Are you insinuating that the love of ur life is a fag?

poisonousloverxx
... Maybe. And don't say 'fag'. It's insulting.

orangeramen101
Sry.

poisonousloverxx
It's okay. ... So, what's his length?

orangeramen101
XD eleven and three-quarters.

poisonousloverxx
OMG. That's big.

orangeramen101
Yeah. That's why his fangirls stare at his crotch.

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thepointofthings
Wow, eleven and three-quarters. I would tap that in a heartbeat.

poisonousloverxx
Wouldn't we all? xD

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obsidianblack
Don't you have anything better to talk about than my crotch?

poisonousloverxx
No, not really.

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blondebombshell
I want to do Sasuke now.

poisonousloverxx
Everyone does. xD

blondebombshell
The sad thing is, Sai's crotch is smaller.

poisonousloverxx
Not satisfying enough for you?

blondebombshell
You read my mind.

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waterboi27
WTF, Karin.

poisonousloverxx
What?

waterboi27
You're talking about someone's DICK. On the INTERNET. Doesn't that seem a little wrong to you?

poisonousloverxx
Not really.

waterboi27
... WTF is wrong with you.

poisonousloverxx
Everything. Duh.

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xpuppetmasterx
Karin, tomorrow I'm meeting this guy named Deidara. He's a model, too. You're coming with me, so you aren't going to go to your classes. Tsunade-san already knows this, and has excused you from class.

poisonousloverxx
OMG, REALLY? Sasobella, you're the best! Have I ever told you how much I love you?

xpuppetmasterx
The only reason you're coming with me is to tell me if this guy's my One True Love or not.

poisonousloverxx
So you DO trust my instincts!

xpuppetmasterx
Don't let it get to your head.

poisonousloverxx
Too late CX


dirty little secret

Current Location: Bench in a park.
Current Mood: Waiting for Deidara. wut do u think.
Current Music: You are the only one who needs to knowww!

I HAVE CREATED A CHALLENGE.

It's called the Dirty Little Secret Challenge.

You have to list five of your dirty little secrets.

I'm going to do it myself.

5: I've loved Sasuke ever since I met him.
4: I love listening to nevershoutnever! and ATL, even though I tell everyone that I hate them.
3: I don't really hate Sakura. I admire her determination to prove her beliefs. If she didn't hate me so much, I think we could be friends.
2: Sometimes, I fake empathy to get people to like me.

And the number one secret?

1: I love him more than he'll ever know.

OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

DEIDARA'S HEEEEEEERE!

OMG, he's a blond.

Ooh... He has blue eyes...

Is that purple nail polish?

OMG IT IS.

THIS, MY READERS, IS THE ONE.


I smiled as I gazed at Deidara. Finally, I could say the words I've waited so long to say. "Sasobella, this is the One."

From the corner of my eye, I could see Sasori smirk a little. "What are you going to name him?" he inquired as Deidara neared us.

"Hm... How about... Deikitten?"

"That sounds about right."

"You're Sasori, un?" Deidara asked, standing in front of us, looking directly at Sasori. My brother nodded. Deidara looked at me, visible eyebrow raised in question.

"I'm Karin," I chimed, smiling at the blond. "I'm Sasobella's sister, and you, my friend, are the One True Love of dear Sasori."

"Well then," Deidara chuckled, sitting down between us, "we should get to know each other better, yeah?"

Yep, this one's definitely Sasori's One True Love.

I love him already.