Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters; the entry format is based on LJ's and the songs used are... Not mine, either. I only own the plot. I think.

OMG SASORI

I MISS YOU ALREADY DDDX

-watched Sasori's battle against Chiyo and Sakura && cried when he died-

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poisonousloverxx

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BELIEVE IT

Current Location: my dorm looking at sasori's pics
Current Mood: happyyy
Current Music: 3-2-1, make some noise!

Sasori, you are an amazing model. I bet you loved that one where you were in Dei's arms. (Oh, you naughty boy, you! xD)

Ack, I can't wait until the BFF comes :3 It'll be so nice to see him again. I haven't seen him in three years, after all. Hey, do you still use eyeliner? (If you steal eyeliner from me, I'll kill you. But of course you won't, because you value your life.)

Sasori, I just realized something. Your face is pretty much expressionless, but you're amused sometimes, and it shows. So like, you might want to fix that. Or not, because your face sorta lights up when you smile and it's a nice expression.

HEY WAIT A SEC

DEIDARA, HOW MANY BASES HAVE YOU GONE WITH SASORI?!

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xpuppetmasterx
WTF, Karin.

poisonousloverxx
That's what I should be asking you.

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ARTisaBANG
We've gone to second base. It's only been a few days since we met, after all. I don't want to go too fast.

poisonousloverxx
Wise decision. But, um. If you do the nasty with Sasori, tell me. (AND USE CONDOMS.)

ARTisaBANG
Karin, you're too interested in this for your own good. xD (But yeah, I'll tell you; and I don't like unprotected sex.)

poisonousloverxx
Who cares. (Good boy.)

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blondebombshell
HEY, KARIN. GO TO SLEEP. IT'S ONE IN THE FREAKING MORNING AND YOUR BUDDY SHOWS UP TOMORROW. ER... TODAY. WHATEVER.

poisonousloverxx
FINEEE

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thereaper
Remember, Karin: Back away from the yellow lines. Stay away from the fangirls. And most importantly, DO NOT TALK TO HARUNO. (And yes, I still use eyeliner.)

poisonousloverxx
'Kay! :D (Ha, knew it.)

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CHAPTER FOUR
d for disaster

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heyyy

Current Location: um. hallway?
Current Mood: lolwut
Current Music: um nothing D:

HEY GUYS

I just wanted to say, I BETTER BE THE FIRST ONE TO HUG HIM. I BETTER BE. IF ANYONE ELSE HUGS HIM BEFORE ME, I'M KILLING THEM IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE. AND I WILL DONATE THEIR BLOOD TO THE BLOOD BANK. AND I WILL MAKE SASORI HELP ME TURN THEM INTO A HUMAN PUPPET.

Glad we got that settled.

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blondebombshell
So violent...

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sweetcheeks33
Don't be so confident.


I looked at the yellow lines nervously. None of us were supposed to cross it, as it was used to keep the fangirls from crowding around the guy they fangirl over when the guy arrives. I could only hope that Gaara would be prepared for his screaming (possibly rabid) fans.

"OH MY GOD!" screeched a girl a few feet away from me. "I SEE HIM! O-M-G!"

Yes, she really did spell 'OMG'. It made my heart hurt to hear someone actually do that, it really did.

Of course, her scream alerted everyone else, and soon everyone was yelling Gaara's name. The security guards had to come and try to hold them back as Gaara entered, the blackness of his uniform accentuating his pale complexion in a good way. His lined eyes roamed the lines of girls trying to get his attention, before they settled on me. I waved, and he smirked, causing his fangirls to go into another round of squealing at how cute he was or something.

I carefully set foot over the yellow lines, and walked to his side. "Gaara," I whispered dramatically, my eyes wide, "your fangirls scare me."

Gaara rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Just hug me already, idiot."

"Well, if you insist." I hugged him, giggling a bit. "Hey, you're almost as tall as me now..."

Gaara scowled, pushing me off him at that comment, and his scowl deepened when I continued to giggle. "Shut up."

Sakuface pushed her way to the front, and, running a hand through her hair, walked over to Gaara and I. "Hey, Gaara-kun," she greeted, smiling in what looked like a seductive manner. "Welcome back." Gaara looked at her blankly, clearly not recognizing her, and her smile fell a bit when she realized that. "I'm Sakura Haruno, remember?"

Gaara nodded slowly. "Yeah. You're that girl who was in love with that Uchiha guy." He kept his voice carefully neutral; I hid my smirk, knowing his little mockery of her was for me.

"Was?" Sakuface blinked. "I still am."

"I see." Gaara's expression didn't change. "Then why did you make a feeble attempt at seducing me?"

Sakuface blushed heavily. I couldn't help but exclaim triumphantly, "Oh, yeah! Caught in the act! What now, bee-yotch?!" I did that finger thing, you know, the one where your arms are bent at the elbows and you're pointing at the person with your index fingers.

She and Gaara stared at me.

"Karin?" Gaara asked.

"Yes, Gaara dear?"

"What the fuck."

"I ask myself that sometimes, too."


WTF GUYS

Current Location: park bench
Current Mood: FREAKED OUT
Current Music: not even gonna try

OKAY GUYS WTF.

I THINK I'M BEING STALKED.

IT'S CREEPING ME OUT.

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STALKER! ME! I'M THE ONE THAT STALKS PEOPLE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

GUYSSSS!

HELPPPPP!

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xpuppetmasterx
You're being STALKED?! Who the hell is stalking you?!

poisonousloverxx
IDK but he wears an orange mask D:

xpuppetmasterx
... I think I know him.

poisonousloverxx
OMG RLY?

xpuppetmasterx
Yeah. He's Dei's creepy stalker.

poisonousloverxx
OH GOD NO D: NOT DEI, TOO!


"GAARA!"

"WHAT?!"

"HAVE YOU CHECKED MY BLOG YET?"

"NO."

"WELL, I'M BEING STALKED BY A CREEPY ORANGE-MASKED FREAK AND SASORI SAYS ORANGE-MASK IS DEI'S CREEPY STALKER."

"OH. WELL. RUN AWAY?"

"TRIED THAT. HE FOLLOWED. THAT BITCH IS FAST."

"DID YOU TRY MCDONALD'S?"

"YES! AND HE STILL CAUGHT UP WITH ME!"

"DAMN, THAT BITCH IS FAST."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ER. I SAID. WHATEVER."

"... LAY OFF THE 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID' JOKES."

"EL-EM-EFF-AY-OH."

"... KARIN, WHAT THE FUCK."

"I DUNNO."

"... WAIT, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?"

"DUNNO. I mean... Dunno."

"... Typical."

"But like... Could you come and give me a ride?"

"You're so troublesome. Where are you now?"

"... Outside Sasumuffin's house."

"... Wow. Um. Don't talk to strangers and don't glomp Sasuke. I'll be there in a few."

"Thanks, Gaara. Love you."

"Hn."

Click.