How to Annoy the Batman Characters:

I don't own DC. Lmao.

10 Ways how to annoy…


Repeatedly sing the 60s Batman song.

Rig his bat-computer so when a crime is committed, it says "TO THE BATMOBILE!"

Paint the batmobile purple

Constantly compare Batman to Meta Knight of the Kirby series.

Tell him Robin's gay.

Tell him Joker has the hots for him.

Tell Superman there is a fire in the Batcave and Batman requires his help.

Spike his drink.

Start a rumor that Bruce Wayne is gay.

Get some rich villain to buy all the shares of Wayne Enterprises.