Summary: .Edward, rose, Alice, Carlisle, and esme are away hunting and leave Bella with jasper and Emmett. Emmett pisses Bella off and jaws drop at her reaction. Occ Bella. its really short but read and review anyways.

AN: I got the idea last night and I had to post it. Please tell me if you want jasper and Emmett's POV too. I will happily post it.

Edward dropped me off at his house to be watched by Emmett and jasper. Damn was he trying to kill me before our wedding by leaving me with HIS stupid and emotional brothers.

Yes I decided he was trying to kill me I thought as I walked slowly up to the large white house with caution thinking about what they will put on my grave stone. I walked in and instantly saw the both of them because the others had left already.

They were on the on the floor playing videos and screeching at each other about being cheaters.

Emmett was wearing a custom made t-shirt that said 'suck it' and a dark pair of jeans and was strangely wearing snake skin cowboy boots and a cowboy hat but what the hell if he thought it was cool then good for him.

Jasper was wearing a faded pair of jeans and a t-shirt that said 'Emmett wants to lick your lollipop' and his light blond hair was hanging in his eyes.

Same as every but what do I expect they are vampires.

"looks like your losing em" I stated and he turned around and looked me in the eyes.

"read my shirt okay and then realize that you can suck it" he said pointing to his shirt.

I squinted am eyes at him. It was on now.

"whip it out and maybe I'll consider" I said calmly as they both whipped their heads around with their moths hung open.

Lets just say I was glad that Rosalie was not here.

AN: what ya think? Please review and remember that I don't own twilight.