We do not own Harry Potter. Duh. We do not own the song "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Cause that would be even more awesome than owning Harry Potter. However, we do own these new lyrics.

What Happens When the Invisible Sock is Missing

A/N: So…Mere has been gone for three weeks. She is the one that holds us together. She makes sure that we update. She keeps us slightly sane. So, without her to hold Emily and Lacey together, we could not update, nor concentrate. It has now gotten to the point that we have gone legally insane. Which is saying something. So, wallowing in our misery and insanity, we sang this. It was improvised.

Note: Sing to the tune of 'Rudolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer'.

Moony the zombie werewolf

Had some very stinky toes

And if you ever smelt them,

You would want to shoot your nose

All of the other zombies

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Moony

Join in any cannibal games

The one foggy full moon night

Dumbles [Dumbledore] came to say

"Moony get your toe nails clipped,

We're going on a zombie apocalypse!"

Then all the zombies loved him

As they chewed on bones of Snivvly [Snape]

Moony the zombie werewolf,

Go and eat Crazy V!!!!!!!!!

So how was it? That's what we thought. INVISIBLE SOCK, PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!

(COMING SOON: Professor Dumbledore Had a Farm, M-O-O-N-Y!) Not really. We're just being silly again.