Postcards from B. Baggins
[card: gorgeous sunrise over Belegaer]
Bert, William & Tom
Troll Hole, After-the-river-beside-the-road
Enjoying the Sun.
Wish you were here.
[card: White Tree of Minas Tirith, lit with Christmas lights]
The Dúnedain alias Estel, alias Aragorn, alias Elessar, alias Heir of Isildur, etc etc etc
Last Homely House, Imladris (or wherever)
Dunno if you'll ever get this in "The Wilds".
Enclosed some little soaps from the hotel.
[card: an Elvish folk-dance in woody clearing, lady's skirts twirling, men pounding barrels with mugs]
Glóin, s. Gróin, s. Farin, .s Borin, etc
What Was Smaug's Pantry, Erebor
Glóin, s. etc –
Send more jewels!
Will send check later.
[card: potato fields of Buckland 'No visitors please']
Six-right-seven-left-two-right-one-left-one-right, Goblin Town
Misty Mts. ME
Guess what's in our pocketses?
B. Baggins of the Shire.
Wish I could say Presh says hi.
But he doesn't.
[card: Barrow-downs, one folksy dressed wight drying out bones in moonshine]
Prancing Pony, Bree, Bree Hill, Breeland
Sorry about turning the place inside out.
Turns out the keys were in my other pocket.
You can stop looking now.
[card: portrait of massive cud-chewing bovine 'Kine farms: from the pasture to your platter']
The Carrock, Anduin
Havin fun. Just last night enjoyed a scrumptious 4-course dinner.
The leg-o-lamb was particularly palatable.