A/N: Before you start, I just want to say that this is the dirtiest thing I have EVER written, so I hope its all right.

So Wrong, It's Right

Chapter 1: A Party Song (The Walk of Shame)

"I took a walk for the very first time on the dark side of the dance floor
Lit a match just to heat things up but I got more than I bargained for.
Mixed drinks, mixed feelings of elation, I should have known it was a one-night invitation"

"Rose, come on darling!" said Jack Thomas to his girlfriend of almost five months. "Quick, before the party has ended!"

"Hush, dear, I'm coming," giggled Rose Weasley who had just emerged from the secret corridor that the couple had just been making out in. She accepted his outstretched hand and stepped through the portrait hole into the Ravenclaw common room.

The Ravenclaw Quidditch team had just beaten the Gryfinndor team for the first time in about 10 years, the whole house was ecstatic and were currently in the middle of throwing one of the biggest parties of the school year.

"Jack," Rose said sweetly, "has it ever occurred to you that I wouldn't want to celebrate?" Jack looked into her swimming blue eyes and kissed her forehead.

"And why wouldn't you?" he continued to kiss her face. Rose rolled her eyes at his obvious sarcasm.

"Uh, hello!" she played along, "My team lost, badly I might add."

Jack laughed. "Jealous are we?" he taunted.

"For your information we only lost because James wasn't allowed to play, no hard feelings or anything love," Rose laughed and kissed her boyfriend gently on the lips.

"So, do you want to stay or go?" he asked her with a slight smile stroking the soft locks of her curly red hair.

"Have you ever known me to turn down a party?" she asked him missing up his hair a bit.

Any random passerby who didn't know this couple would probably be discussed at the ungodly amount of cutesy words and touches of affection that these two had, but that's just how they were. This was a result of the fact that Rose liked to keep snogging for private, mostly because her cousins and brother would most likely jump her boyfriend if they saw her kissing him in public. But, her and Jack needed a way to convey their emotions for each other, so they developed that cutesy, touchy habit.

"No," Jack replied, "no, I have not." He smiled, it had actually been at a party that he had met Rose Weasley.

The Gryfinndors had hosted a back to school party in the beginning of September, and every house, 5th year and up had been invited.

Jack had been determined to start his 6th year off right by making some friends who didn't sit around studying all day. That is what had pulled him the the 7th floor back on that September evening. And of course Rose had been there, the only party she had been invited to that she had ever missed at Hogwarts was her first one in her first year. James and Teddy had basically locked her in her dormitory for being too young. Rose's argument was that James was too young as well, being only a year older, but Teddy had said it was alright, just because he was a guy.

But, she had never missed a party since, always sneaking out and avoiding her over protective cousins at any cost (even though technically Teddy wasn't a cousin she still considered him to be one). Rose had no idea where her partying gene had come from, because it certainly wasn't from her parents, unless they were secret party animals or something, but that seemed highly unlikely.

"I didn't think so," Rose giggled, and the two drifted closer to the action of the party. Colin Dean, the captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team offered them drinks, which they both gladly accepted. Rose sipped her drink, tasting hints of fire whiskey in the midst of the concoction.

"Let's party, big boy," Rose said to Jack with a seductive smile on her face. She led him to the center of the room where everybody was dancing closely. Jack and Rose joined them, leaving no space between their bodies.

They dance together for a while before needing new drinks. Then they danced some more and drank some more. And before Rose knew it she was full blast partying, a state she liked best. For Rose, partying was complete bliss, and it was all topped off by the drinking that accompanied it.


"I took an oath but I'm giving it up you didn't have to see things my way
Nothing more than a casual fuck,isn't that just how we operate?
Let's drink to feelings of temptation, you and I, we're an overnight sensation."

Scorpius Malfoy stopped kissing the girl who was straddling him on his bed for a slight second to breathe, and undo the button on his pants, that were suddenly quite too tight.

"What's wrong baby?" she asked and pouted her cute lower lip.

"Nothing, I was undoing my pants, they were getting a bit tight," he smirked, because he knew that at that moment the only thing that she was thinking was, 'Get those pants off, now!'

"Let me do that for you," she said and reached for the button on his pants.

She kissed his neck as she did so, trying hopelessly to be sexy, and its not that she wasn't, she was just trying too hard. But, nevertheless Scorpius knew he would have no problem in bed with her tonight, he was just too damn horny to let her be. She was exactly what he needed at the moment.

His hands roamed under her shirt and he grazed her ear and neck with his teeth. This made her let out a small gasp and moan as one of his hands went up her thigh. Scorpius slowed down a bit and moved his hands back to under her shirt and just kissed her neck, he didn't want her to be done before he'd even started.

When she had successfully removed his tight pants the rest of their clothing was discarded shortly after to the foot of the bed.

It was about one in the morning on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). Most of the beds in Scorpius's dormitory were accompanied by two people with the curtains drawn and a silencing charm around them. Scorpius's bed was no different.

His girl tonight was a desperate 4th year Slytherin who had practically begged him to let him have her. She had informed him that she had just turned 15 and that he would be giving her the best birthday present ever if he took her virginity. He had willingly obliged, mostly because he hadn't gotten laid in about 2 weeks, and to top it off, she wasn't bad looking at all.

The girls bra clad breasts were now rubbing against his bare stomach as she played games with her tongue and his erect cock.

"Selene," he moaned as she continued to bob her head up and down, savoring every moment of her one night stand with Scorpius Malfoy, the legend.

The rumor that Scorpius had lost his virginity at the ripe age of twelve was indeed true, but it wasn't that fact that had made him a legend in the gossip at Hogwarts. It was the fact that every girl wanted him, and he was what they would call an easy one night stand. He's also what they would call an amazing fuck, they weren't going to deny it.

"Scor, say my name again," Selene said as she replaced her mouth with her hands.

"Selene," he moaned again as she pumped him hard with her hands.

She played with his cock for a while as he fingered her gently. When Selene finally begged him to be inside of her he gratefully obliged. All of this foreplay was driving him crazy, his hormones were pretty much leaking out of him.

He moved to be on top of her so that he could take the control. Control was essential if this was going to be enjoyable for her, she was a virgin and this was her birthday present. He wanted to make it nice and sweet, not painful and awful.

"Are you ready my dear?" Scorpius asked the beautiful young lady under him. She nodded and Scorpius could see both excitement and fear in her pale green eyes. "This might hurt a bit, but only for a second, I promise." He kissed her breasts and neck as he gently lowered herself to enter her.

She gasped as he penetrated her to the point of no return, he looked at her in concern, but she nodded for him to go on.

Scorpius may be known for his sex conquests and his inability to keep a girlfriend for longer than a month, but he does know how to treat them during sex. He always gives them the last say in everything, and he always stops when they ask him too. But, that's only happened once.

Scorpius started moving inside of her to a slow rhythm with Selene gasping and moaning his name underneath him. "Faster Scorpius, please," she moaned suddenly.

He obliged her plea and moved himself within her faster and harder. She screamed his name ass she orgasmed for the first time in her life. Scorpius finished a minute later and then looked at her with a smile.

"Happy birthday, Selene," he said, moving next to her so that he could lay on his back.

"Thank you Scorpius," she said and kissed his cheek. "Definitely the best birthday present I've ever gotten." She sat up and began to collect her clothing from the foot of the bed.

"Leaving?" asked Scorpius. He was surprised, normally after a girl's first time they like to lay down and contemplate or cuddle or something.

"My friends are probably wondering where I am, and plus the walk of shame through the common room is not my ideal way of letting people know that I'm not a virgin anymore. So, I will be leaving, but thank you Scorpius. Maybe we can hang out or something, go to Hogsmeade?" she said as she put on her skirt and shirt.

She grabbed her shoes from the floor and tip toed out of the dormitory. Scorpius glanced at his watch that was sitting on his bed side table. It was 2 am, and he was tired, but for some reason he couldn't fall asleep.

So, instead of laying there with nothing to do, Scorpius decided to take a walk around the castle.

A/: Like, I said, that was the dirtiest thing I've ever written, ever.
All the lyrics and chapter titles and even the story title is from All Time Low.
Sorry there was no Rose/Scorpius in this chapter. It'll be coming up. I'm about halfway done writing chapter 2. Please review! Thank you!