Well I was on deviantART looking up Sasori when I came across something. I found something called Ways to drive Sasori insane by MalunaDragon. So I decided to write a story about it!! Wooo! Anyway, I give full credit to MalunaDragon for her list. Please enjoy!!
Sakura was on the computer in her room on her favorite website-deviantART. She had been the Akatsuki's medic for about two months now, and she had made a good impression on the guys. But one guy she hadn't made friends with was Sasori. He was always so uptight about everything and he didn't seem to like her. Maybe it had something to do with her killing him a few years back…..
Sakura decided she would see what people had drawn of the other members of Akatsuki. She found some pretty funny things. When she typed in "Sasori" she had expected to find pictures of Sasori and his puppets. She had laughed at some of the SasoDei things. 'Sasori would never do that to Dei-kun!' Sakura laughed. Then she came across a story titled "Ways to drive Sasori insane." She clicked on it and read the list of 30 things. She laughed so hard at number 12 and 13.
'Hmmm…I think I have an idea!' Sakura thought. She printed out the page and ran to Sasori's room to start on the list.
"Number one, Hide all of his carving tools and tell him Deidara blew them up." Sakura read out loud. She would have to go in his room when he wasn't there. When she got to his room, she noticed the door was open and there was nobody inside. "Perfect."
Sakura hurried into Sasori's room and looked for his carving tools. She looked on his desk and saw a mutilated body ready to be turned to a human puppet for Sasori's use. Sakura involuntarily shivered. Next to the bloody body, she saw the carving tools. She took them in her hands, careful not to cut herself, and looked for somewhere to hide them.
Sakura hurriedly looked around the room and spotted a cabinet. She rushed over to it and opened the door. Empty. She stuffed the tools in and shut the door. She turned to the door and began walking down the hall when she saw Sasori coming toward her.
"Hey Sasori!" Sakura greeted cheerfully. Sasori nodded to her politely.
"Sakura." He greeted back and walked into his room. She stopped and listened to what was going on inside. She heard a slam, kind of like a hand on a desk. Sakura inwardly smirked.
"I know I put them here…" She heard Sasori say. Then his head popped out of the door.
"Sakura." He called. Sakura turned around.
"Yeah?" She asked. Sasori frowned.
"Do you know where my carving tools went?" He asked. She inwardly smiled. 'Perfect.'
"I think Deidara blew them up." Sakura said. Sasori's eyes narrowed in anger.
"DEIDARA!!!!!!" He shouted. Sakura turned and began walking away when she heard Deidara's voice from behind her.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" He shouted. Deidara's eyes widened in fear.
"I didn't do anything!!" He protested until Sasori took out his flame-thrower in his hands. Deidara ran as fast as he could down the hall and Sasori took off after him.
"DEIDARA! GET BACK HERE!" Sasori yelled at him. Then she heard a crash and a scream.
"Danna!!!! That hurt!!" Deidara whined. Sakura laughed so hard she fell on the floor, clutching her sides. She stopped laughing when Deidara ran back down the hall and into Sasori's room while Sasori chased after him.
"Danna! Why are you trying to kill me?" Deidara asked fearfully.
"You know fully well what you did!" Sasori ground out between clenched teeth.
"No I don't!" Deidara protested.
"You blew up my carving tools." Sasori growled. Deidara looked at him like he was crazy.
"No I didn't!!" Deidara said. He looked above him and saw a cabinet with the door slightly open. "What's in there, Danna?" Deidara asked.
"Don't change the subject!" Sasori growled. Deidara got up and walked over to the cabinet and opened it. Inside lay Sasori's tools.
"Sasori-Danna, your carving tools are in here!!" Deidara said, stepping to the side so Sasori could see.
"I never put them there…" Sasori said. Then he shrugged. "Well, whatever."
"So I can go?" Deidara asked. Sasori nodded and Deidara rushed out of the room.
Sakura looked down at the list in her hand.
"Number two, Play the Barbie Girl song in his presence for a whole day and watch him go insane." Sakura read. Then she looked down to number three. "Number three, After number two, see if he starts to eventually follow along to the music."
Sakura laughed out loud at the thought of Sasori dancing and singing to Barbie Girl. Then she got an even funnier picture in her head; Deidara singing as Barbie and Sasori as Ken. She wiped a tear from her eye as she laughed and walked back to her room to get her laptop.
Sasori was working on his puppet when Sakura walked into his room with her laptop in her arms. He looked up at her.
"What do you want?" He asked and looked back down to his puppet and put a hidden weapon in its arm.
"Well, the signal in my room isn't working, so I was wondering if I could use my laptop in your room?" Sakura asked him.
"Whatever. Just don't bother me." He said and continued with his human puppet.
Sakura nodded and sat on his bed. He had his back facing her so she let an evil smile stretch across her face as she clicked on iTunes. She scrolled through her long list of songs and found Barbie Girl. She turned the volume all the way up and clicked on the song. The sound of Ken and Barbie blared on her laptop and Sasori jumped at the sound. Sakura giggled, but you couldn't hear it because of the music.
Sasori tried to ignore the song that Sakura was playing, but it was almost impossible. His foot kept tapping to the music and he couldn't make it stop. He turned to Sakura and she immediately stopped smiling.
"Turn off that horrid noise." Sasori said, but his voice was droned out by the song.
"What?" Sakura asked, but again, the music was too loud.
"I said, turn the music off!" He tried louder, but to no avail. She still couldn't hear him.
"What?" Sakura asked again.
"TURN THE DAMN MUSIC OFF!" Sasori yelled at the top of his lungs. For about ten seconds, Sakura just stared blankly at him while the chorus of the song played. Then she finally answered him.
"…What?" Sakura asked.
"AHH!" Sasori shouted and stomped over to her. He grabbed her laptop and shut it off.
"No. More. Music." He growled. "Get. Out."
Sakura humphed and crossed her arms.
"Well then." She said and grabbed her laptop out of Sasori's hands. She stormed out of the room with her nose in the air. When she got back to her room, she fell on her bed and laughed. And laughed. And laughed……
"H-his foot was t-tapping!!!" Sakura got out between giggles. When she finally stopped, she looked down at the next number on her list.
"Number four, put big pink bows in all of his puppets' hair and see if he screams." Sakura read. She laughed.
"This in gonna be fun."
Well, I'm done with this chapter. I'll update soon. Please review!!! No flames. :D