DISCLAIMER:

I don't own snow white or the seven dwarves, but I do own my imagination that's gone wild on this more like a conclusion.

Snow White's a whore! Wanna know how I'm sure? Wanna know why the dwarfs had the names they did?

Doc- they always played "doctor"

Grumpy- never got any

Happy- um I think we know why he was happy

Sleepy- got too much "attention"

Bashful- she flirted too much with him

Sneezy-wasn't really sick he just wanted her attention.

Dopey-was a druggy that only remembers a blur of last night's events but woke up naked in grumpy's arms.

Those are just my conclusions. Review and tell me what you think.