I don't own snow white or the seven dwarves, but I do own my imagination that's gone wild on this more like a conclusion.
Snow White's a whore! Wanna know how I'm sure? Wanna know why the dwarfs had the names they did?
Doc- they always played "doctor"
Grumpy- never got any
Happy- um I think we know why he was happy
Sleepy- got too much "attention"
Bashful- she flirted too much with him
Sneezy-wasn't really sick he just wanted her attention.
Dopey-was a druggy that only remembers a blur of last night's events but woke up naked in grumpy's arms.
Those are just my conclusions. Review and tell me what you think.