Bella: OMG that guy is soo mysterious
Edward: must not kill clumsy girl........ STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
Bella: Why doesnt he like me??? * crys *
Edward: Whaaaa what is this new emotional feeling ….. oh no I am turning into a STALKER * follows Bella's every move *
Bella: YAY Edward likes me now * does the happy dance *
Edward: Follow me I have something to show you
Bella: Ok …................. I know what he is he is sooo cool
Edward: Bella I am a …. * Is interrupted by Bella *
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it say it out LOUD
Bella: your the muffin man!!
Edward: I wish he is soo cool .. I mean no
Bella: what are you then a vampire * says in a sarcastic tone *
Edward:Well yer pretty much
Bella: well it wasnt what I was expecting but ok..........BITE ME EDWARD!!
Edward: No that is unacceptable.....BUT I DO SPARKLE!!
Bella; Ohhhh I love sparkels show me NOW * jumps up and down
Edward: * shows sparkles * lets go to meet my family
a few hours later
Edward: Hi fake family I have turned into a stalker and this is my stalkee
Bella: Hi Edwards family......... I LOVE SPARKLES
Rosalie: I hate you your so pretty
Alice: I am going to ruin your life with my excessive shopping habits
Jasper:MUST NOT KILL....MUST NOT KILL...MUST NOT KILL
Emmett: Hi I think I am strong but I am not
Carlisle: Ohh another test experiment BRILLIANT
Esme: Go away stop leaving footprints on my perfectly clean floor
Bella: * leaves *
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