Disclaimer: All names of people and places have been abbreviated to protect the innocent……..namely me
So the school years' off to a fresh start and honestly we can't wait to see what's going to happen next. Now that S has been back for almost a year, she's learned to share the limelight with B...but who knows how long that will last. Especially with N setting them both on fire. Unfortunately though for all you suckers out there, N and V have been spotted spending tons of quality time together lately...it's about time for a love square.
Also there's news about C. Word is he got sent off to some elite boarding school in England. But don't worry people; we'll still be hearing about out beloved Basshole and his womanizing ethics. I have sources to give us all the juicy gossip all you Upper Eastsiders are dying to hear. Especially what's going to happen to his relationship with B.
As for J, she's off to elite Waverly Academy. Smart move little J. We all knew you wouldn't have the guts to show your face after you screwed up your future with N cuz of your antics at the year end dance last June. Yet we can't help but wonder…will we still heat about her? Only time will tell.
Is it true that C actually set up a strip club in the Bass Industries building for his fathers wishes?
Possibly. But who knew Barf Bass was a perv?
There's this guy who has been a big influence in my life who just left and now I feel totally lost without him. Even worse, I can't get a hold of him. How do I know he's okay?
You don't know. If he doesn't want to talk to you about it then just drop it cuz it's over. Consider someone else who actually cares and has been there all along
C at the airport boarding his private jet for England. V and N making out in the dressing room at Macy's. Who knows what else they were doing in there. B kissing the mother chucker goodbye with a smile on her face????? I think we all know what's going to happen next. S visiting her brother at Brown University. Which also reminds us that we Upper East Siders need to get our application forms in for College….shudder. But knowing us, we'll get into the Ivy's. Cuz we're perfect.
you know you love me,