DISCLAIMER: If I own this… Then I'm rich! Woohoo! Wait… I don't own it… DAMMIT!
AN: First I posted a chapter of WTSB and now this oneshot, love me?
And yes, all the pick-up lines are really lame and cheesy!
--Chapter One: Greenhouses—
Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean were sitting in their dormitory, eating Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Caldron Cakes and Pumpkin Pasties. The current topic of the wizard's conversation was pick-up lines.
"I got one," Seamus declared, grinning.
"What is it then?" Ron asked.
"Want to take a ride on my broomstick?" He purred, glancing slyly in Ron's direction.
Ron paled and scooted away while Dean snorted, "That's not very original."
Seamus pouted, "What's yours then?"
Dean rolled his eyes and said sarcastically, "Can I use my wand to stir your cauldron?"
Ron laughed. "These are so corny."
Dean sent Ron a mock-hurt glare, "Like you could do better!"
Ron puffed up his chest up proudly, " "Nice clothes, although they would look so much better on my bedroom floor."
"Now that was lame," Neville muttered quietly.
Ron glanced at Neville, amused.
"What's yours then?"
Neville's face went pink and he buried his face in his pillow.
"Want to do it behind the greenhouses?"
Neville pulled the pillow away from his face and accepted Harry's high-five.
Ron scowled, upset from being beaten – he seemed to be the only one taking this semi-seriously – "What's yours Harry?"
Harry smiled softly.
"Hi, I'm Harry Potter. Wanna come home with me?"
AN: So who do you think had the best pick-up line? They're all so clichéd and corny. XD
Who thinks that most of these guys would be slapped? Who of you out there would slap these guys?!