I'm back everyone!! (crickets crirpping can be heard) Tough crowd.. Please enjoy and please review! 10 ways to piss off cloud
10 ways to piss off cloud
NO.10- Ask him why he doesn't have is own theme music in VII?
NO.9- Tell him to make up his mind whether he is in love with Tifa or Aeris.
NO.8- Ask if the fact that he is still fond of/in love with Aeris counts as necrophilia?
NO.7- Ask if he always does what the voices in his head tell him to do?
NO.6- Ask if he ever called Barret back after that 'one night stand' at the gold saucer?
NO.5- Tell him he should pay Vincent to give him lessons on how to angst the right way.
NO.4- Ask what in name of FUCK was that big muscly guy doing to him while he was passed out in the Honey Bee Inn?
NO.3- Ask if he liked pretending to be a girl?
NO.2- If that's the case ask him to talk to Kuja for some tips.
NO.1- Tell him Sephiroth's sword his longer and therefore better than his.
Also for anyone that cares (i doubt that there are many) i'll be uploading a new chapter of first threat soon...ish.