Chapter 9: Starla's Back and a really terrible episode
Lingma: *Acts like a emo* We're doomed! DOOMED I tell ya!
Sonia: *Cries and moans on her still-small-abdomen* Mama!
Geo: *Still fainted*
Hope: *Checking future insurance plans for her grandchild*
Luna: *Cries over lost love*
Pat/Rey: *Picking baby stuff with other Authors*
Cosmos: Auto defense activities. *Begin charging up on her force field*
Aliza: *Leg shakes* I don't get why do we have to fear her...
Lingma: *Glares* Who is the one who got rip apart and thrown into a pool of REDLIGHT viruses last time we pissed her off?
Aliza: *Flinch* *Bleep*!
*Starla's golden portal appears*
Starla: *Steps out carrying a bag of Guilmon Breads, a damaged Sector Security helmet, and a pot of vegetable stew* We are back, people! Do you miss- *Suddenly dropped all her things after seeing the state of the studio in*
Dragie: Roooaaarr... (Well crap...) *Back away*
Lingma: *Hide under the table*
Aliza: *Morph her biomass into a huge shell*
Cosmos: *Release the limiter and overdrives her force field*
Pregnancy Potion's Bottle: *Roll by Starla's feet*
*Doomed Aura form around the Star Goddess' body*
Starla: YOU THREE MORONS! *Explores with energy and leaps toward the Substitutes* I TOLD YOU ALL TO NEVER, EVER! TOUCH MY PREGNANCY POTION! *Leap by Aliza's shell and rip it apart, and then slice her into five pieces*
Aliza's head: *Bleep*!
Starla: *Break through Cosoms' force field as if it's nothing and grab her by the neck*
Cosmos: *Is thrown into a pool of electric eels* SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR...
Starla: *Rip the table in pieces and drag Lingma out*
Lingma: Have mercy!
Starla: *Throw Lingma into the air where a mega shark made of rocks burst out of the floor and swallows him*
Dragie: ...Rooooaaaaarrrr? (...Done destroying the subs yet?)
Stara: *Swallow a mouth full of icy Sake* Ah... Yeah. I'm done.
*Suddenly, three figures appears; a man in a blue kimono with a hourglass, a woman in a pink Kimono with a clear globe, and a hooded, coated shadow*
Zack: *Want to ask who they are but is crush by a refrigerator*
Dragie: Growl... (Oh hi...)
Pink Woman: WHAT HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR ASSISTANTS STARLA?
Starla: Beat them up for you all.
Aliza's head: *Roll by the woman* Mistress Empty...
Empty, Space Deity: *Pick up the head* How could you Starla... Now who will make soup for me!
Starla: Oh shut up Soup Addict. You and that Time Pervert had done worst what I just did.
Hollow, Time Deity: *Put away from the playboy magazine he is reading* Take that back!
Truth, Demi-god of pain: *Pull Cosmos out of the electric eels*
Starla: I don't have time for you all, I got a talkshow and a young teenage pregnancy to deal with.
Lingma: *Knock on the shark's stomach wall* Can somebody get me out?
Hollow: *Dissolve the rock shark into sands*
Empty: You are horrible Starla. How can you torture these people!
Omega: She is doing an awesome job at it...
Empty: *Warp Omega's head into a basket filled with scorpions*
Omega's body: *Trash in pain*
Hollow: Over killed?
Empty: *Warp a meteor over Hollow and crushes him*
Dragie: Rrrroooar: (Lets get on with the show...) *Takes out a review* Rooaaarrr. (The first one is from Piteous.)
I love chocolate! Can you turn Andromeda into chocolate, and then hypnotise me into eating it?
I dare you to revive Luna and then make her tounge kiss with Sonia, and Geo be forced to watch with his feet hanging in a nouse?
Can there be a rain of pianos on drill haired blondes?
Sonia in diapers! No more pants!
Tie up Geo put him in a bath tub and let Sonia play with him
give him something so he won't faint.
Sorry about the weird dares off the top of my head
I love your work
Starla: Why thank you. *Warps in Piteous and change Andromeda into 100% chocolate*
Andromeda: *Flies off quickly as Piteous attacks*
Sonia: *Too sad to do anything* MAMA!
Starla: This show is gonna suck today...
Dragie: Roar... Growllll... (Yeah, Since Geo, Sonia, and Luna can't do any dares this episode...)
*A piano falls on Luna and kills her*
Starla: *Face palm*
Dragie: *Cross out the other Geo, Sonia, and Luna Dares on other reviews* Rooaaarrr. (Next is from Genny-Scorpio.)
Ok, ok, I got a few dares!
Solo: Get un-emoafied, and do you like Luna?
Laplace: why does no one love you? (except for me, I love you :) )
(Solo, I love you to :) )
Solo: do you ever feel lonely?
Pat: Who were (before geo's family) your foster parents?
Solo & Laplace: how come your Murians, yet no one is creeped by that? I mean, that kinda like being an alien...
Starla: Invite me and make me hug Solo and Laplace! AND MAKE THEM HUG BACK! SO SMEXY X3!
Dragie: make Solo love me please (I love you dragie :3)
that is all.
... SOLO I LOVE YYYOOOOUUUUU!
Solo: *Kick the fainted Geo* Well I tried.
Cancer: That's not trying.
Genny: I don't understand you... Are you lonely Solo? *Hugs Solo*
Solo: *Push Genny off* Get off! And no! I'm not lonely!
Pat: I lived alone before all this... *Hug Hope*
Laplace: *Points to other EM-alien*
Queen Tia: It is already a natural thing.
Dragie: *Takes out the love potion's bottle*
Solo: *Destroys the bottle quickly*
Starla: Next is from DarkAxe.
Gui-kun is the name and I love your fic ^^. And I have super powers too ^^ . I can control the destiny. I love it ^^. So I declare that Luna is alive.
Starla: Adopted me as your brother. And invite me into the fic ^^
Geo: Confess your love for Sonia and tell Luna that she has no chances with you.
Luna:Fight to death with Sonia for Geo.
Tia: Marry with Ace NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sonia: Can you teach me how to sing? Kiss me?
Hope: Make out with Kelvin
Kelvin:Fight with Cepheus
Starla: Why you are that powerful? Can you make me powerfull as you?
Geo: When you realized that you was in love with Sonia?
Luna: Why did you don't give up on Geo? He has Sonia, he don't need you.
Solo: Why did you don't kill Geo?
Warrock: Why you don't admit that you love Harp?
Ace: Can I kill you?
I will not apologize because I do not want.
DarkAxe: *Appears* Hi! My name is Gui-kun and I can control Destiny. Now fellow my way! *Be almighty*
Gui-kun: What happened to my power?
Starla: Another Desmond Tiny(From Darren Shan)... Don't they ever learn that Destiny is useless in front of a being like me?
Gui-kun: Impossible! I'm your brother!
Starla: *Death glares*
Dragie: *Opens the torture chamber*
Starla: *Thrown Gui-kun into the room before entering herself*
*Everybody but the Deities shakes in fear as the screaming agony echos across the room*
Starla: *Comes back covered in blood* New rule, ANYBODY who pretends as my sibling will get their review destroyed and tortured. *Set Gui-kun's review on fire*
Starforce Gang: Yay?
Dragie: Rooaaarrr. (Next is from superecho.)
OMG! This talk show is so funny that I couldn't stop laughing!
You're really crazy and into this, Starla! Good jobbbb!
I'm a BIG fan of MegaMan, and your talk show just inspired me to make a really funny Star Force story!
Please read it once it comes out! (I'll tell you).
Oh, the Almighty Star is way to strong!
Please use some handicaps for the sake of the casts... :D
Anyway, here's some Ultimate Dare(s):
1. Geo: make Luna your girlfriend and shoo Sonia.
2. Sonia: ask Hope to be Geo's adopted sister!
...and make Bud your boyfriend!
3. Bud: have a date with Sonia!
4. Queen Tia: dump Ace and try to steal Geo's heart!
5. Solo: fight Andromeda Infinity 100 times without Laplace!
6. Luna: fight with Queen Tia for Geo's love!
7. Mega/Warrock: get your revenge on Starla and Dragie!
8. Pat: have a date with Amy!
9. Rey: ruin Pat's date!
10. Bud (again): duel with Gemini Spark for Amy!
11. Sonia (again): torture Bud for an affair with Amy!
I thought about it seriously, so please put at least some of them! Keep up the good work!
P.S. Please refrain from killing the casts! *whines*
Ah! Yusei is Starla's son! Argghhh!
And Takato and Rika from Digimon Tamers are Starla's parents?
O_o How lucky! I agree 100% that Takato is with Rika and not Kato!
Anyway, keep up the good work!
Your sense of humor is fascinating!
I have to learn a thing or twwo from you!
Starla: Fight Andromeda Infinity?
Piteous: *Picking his teeth with the horn of Andromeda* Oops...
Solo: *Sigh in relieve*
Warrock: Yes! *Attacks Starla*
Cast49: I will help too!
Ox: Come back to me Cast49! *Tackles Cast49*
Hollow: *Takes photo*
Starla: *Throw Warrock off*
Pat: Why do I have to date Amy?
Dragie: *Puts down the phone* Rooooaaaaorr! (Amy's manager said she went on vacation with her boyfriend!)
KW15: She have a boyfriend?
Bud: Nooooo! *Cries*
Starla: *Sigh* Next is from Cast49.
Cast49: *Pushes Ox off her* Yeah!
hey i am back with more dare well here they are
human cast of the show will have to face there worse fear that will last three hour.
EM being will have personality change warrock and the other who happen been like that when the denpa comet come and the other that will last until the story end or I say so and warrock will be nice and fall in love with me.
will then sing a duet with me with my favorite song star jewel its from a anime called mermaid melody and do both the english and japanese version word.
here the question
will happen if EM being lose there mermory for a while show us then.
what part hate so far and part what like so and also hwat do you fear so far.
Starla: Alright. WORST FEAR PART 2!
Starforce Gang: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
1 hour later
Starforce Gang: *All died of heart attacks*
Cancer: Good thing I don't have a heart.
Starla: You are not escaping this. *Summon the Denpa Comet*
Warrock: Why, why. Such a lovely day, it's a great time for chess no? *Drinks tear*
Harp: I love this activity. I love Starla.
Wolf: *Lick Zoey like a puppy would*
Zoey: It tickles!
Cancer: *Super size* Muhahahahaha! *Step on a pin* Nooooo! *Shrinks*
Crown: *Roar in T-rex form*
Libra: Good Morning! Welcome! Good Morning...
Cygnus: *Act like a real duck*
Gemini: Who am I? *Can't remember stuff*
Corvus: *Acts like a turkey*
Virgo: Come baby, want a piece of me? (Bayonetta)
Cepheus: Please give me some change... (Hobo)
Laplace: Hi everybody! I'm Laplace and... *Can't stop talking*
Dragon Sky: *Reads under a mountain of books* (Yomiko Readman)
Pegasus Magic: *Runs around uncontrolled*
Leo Kingdom: *Becomes water element*
Ra Mu: *Unaffected*
Cast49: I HATE WARROCK!
Dragie: Rooaaarr... (Wow...)
Starla: *Revive the starforce gang* Most hated?
Starforce Gang: YOU!
Starla: *Yawn*... Last one is from Zero-of-Dead.
Host: Turn everyone back to normal, revive the death and never kill anyone again.
Geo: Do whatever Sonia want you to do to you for 10 days.
Sonia: Do whatever you want to do with the slave Geo.
Luna: Be Solo dummies.
Solo: Payback for what Stala and other people did to you on dummies Luna.
Bud: Make out with Amy Gelande.
Zack: Make yourself taller by 10 cm in one mins.
Ace: Attach a programm that will make every EM being can wave change.
Starla: Hey, Geo out of coma yet?
Dragie: Roa. (No.)
Starla: Only two dares then.
Zack: Please tell me how to grow taller...
Starla: *Thrown a golden basketball to Zack*
Zack: *Groans and starts playing*
Ace: Can I save this for next time?
Starla: Sure.*Sit up* FINALLY PEOPLE! Next chapter is the Royal Battle of Chaos!
Dragie: Rrrrrrrooooaaaaarrr, rrroooaaarrrrr! (Feel free to request any battle! But please follow these rules!)
1. Each person can only request 1 match.
2. If you have a OC, please describe he/she with the best detail possible.
3. Do not attach any dares.
4. Flames are not welcome.
Starla: So hurry up and review! Only the 8 best one with be put into action! *Glares* Also, whoever breaks those rules with be BLOCKED.*Takes out the block button*
Starla: *Takes a bite out of her Guilmon Bread* See ya all next time!
Dragie: Grrroowwl! (Bye!)