New Story/ List.

This is how it's going down. 88 things Twilight the movie has taught us (not in the order they appear in the movie. Try to keep up.). I post 10 each chapter.

You review.

Or I kill you. *evil laugh*

1. The futures dead. Angela isn't allowed to bring it up again.

2. Renee's power cord ran away. Screaming.

3. It's complicated. But Edward can keep up.

4. BELLA HAS A PURPLE RAINCOAT!

5. Tyler can kiss his license goodbye.

6. Dead feet make Bella think of Edward. (How...romantic?)

7. Edward Cullen gives the best piggy-back rides EVER!

8. Laurent. French name. Jamaican vampire.

9. Guys get REALLY possessive over their home-girls.

10. Just ignore Rosalie. Edward does.

There are still 78! Review or you may never meet them....sob.