13 Things Edward Cullen Would NEVER Say

I was bored. I'm stuck between stories. Don't blame me! =D

"God, Bella. You're such a hottie!" comment: yeahhhh…

"I looove McDonalds! The Big n' Tasty rocks!" comment: big n' tasty, yummy

"Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend, I don't care if you are queer…" comment: c'mon we always knew that

"I'm a squirrel. Do you have any nuts?" comment: o.O

"I have a crush on Aro. We're eloping in Vegas!" comment: …

"Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" comment: hmm…

"I like extra large bras and panties!" comment: oh. My. Gawd. =o

"Where do babies come from?" comment: the stork! Gosh…

"Who wants to play spin the bottle with the pack?" comment: ME! ME!

"Jake is HOT!" comment: poor, poor Bella…

"Who wants to play strip poker?!" comment: uhh…

"My name is Steve, the all-powerful destroyer!" comment: why Carlisle why??

And my favorite…

"I am a wo-MAN!" comment: yes, yes you are