A/N: I have a tendency to be very long-winded while writing, so I decided to challenge myself by writing some drabbles. Each will be no more and no less than 100 words, and will not be connected to each other whatsoever . . . aside from all being Sweeney-related, of course.

I hope you enjoy. Reviews are always appreciated.

Also, I will be taking requests, so if you have any particular pairing/character/moment/etc that you would like to see me try my hand at, do let me know in a review or PM.

From his shop window, he sees a customer pinching her buttocks.

Unexplainable, inescapable red suffuses his vision. Before he knows it he's outside, fingers locked around her shoulder.

"Why were you encouraging that man?"

She raises her eyebrows. "Encouraging? Hardly."

The red thickens.

He lunges forward; she holds him back.

"C'mon, dear. He's an ordinary bloke what's after a woman. Not that I'll let him near. Y'know, I managed fine without you for fifteen years. Surely you've more trust in me?"

She smiles. "Don't tell me you're jealous, love."

"No." Scowling, he leaves; her taunting smirk burns into his back.