I don't own the following stuff...

Lady Gaga and her songs.

Hannah Montana's songs.

Twilight *sob*

Anything else that isn's mine i can't be bothered to add to the list... enjoy!


Bella's Pov

"HANNAH MONTANA! HANNAH MONTANA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Emmet screamed. Everone in the come was going insane becasue of Emmet's new fav celeb. He's been sitting in that same spot all week with his! He's been watching Hannah Montana seasons over and over again and again! He has the DVD and alllll her songs. And when we tell him it's really Miley Cyrus he starts crying and saying that were only sayin that to tease him. HA! Like i was saying, he hasn't moved from that spot since last week. He hasn't had sex with Rosalie since he go the DVD and CDs. I know! Even Carlisle his shocked!

Oh great, here comes another one of his singing hours.

"You ready?" he started to sing,
"Here we go!

Life is just a party so come as you are.
Dress it up or dress it down, never forget your guitar.
Just be courageous, this styles contagious
Everyone can rock out like a superstar.

Lets get crazy.
Get up and dance
Take a swing, do your thing
If were taking a chance
Lets get crazy
Yeah just kick up your heels
Dont miss out, time to shout
Always keeping it real
Lets get crazy
Crazy

Our songs, Our style
Our hair, Our smile
Our laughs, our heart
Our grace, our smarts

You see me on the cover of a magazine
Remember
Things are always different then the way that it seems
Heres an invitation, to every nation.
Meet me on the dance floor and we'll make the scene.

Lets get crazy.
Get up and dance
Take a swing, do your thing
If were taking a chance
Lets get crazy
Yeah just kick up your heels
Dont miss out, time to shout
Always keeping it real
Lets get crazy
Crazy

la la la la...ohhhh.

Our songs, Our style
Our hair, Our smile
Our laughs, our heart
Our grace, our smarts

Lets get crazy.
Get up and dance
Take a swing, do your thing
If were taking a chance
Lets get crazy
Turn the music up loud
Nows the time to unwind
Lose yourself in the crowd
Lets get crazy

Yeah the funs just begun
Come on dance everyone

Heres an invitation, to every nation.
Oh Oh yeah, Oh Oh yeah
Crazy

Take a swing, do your thing
If were taking a chance
Lets get crazy
Yeah just kick up your heels
Dont miss out, time to shout
Always keeping it real
Lets get crazy"

This was going to be tough. I wonder how Edward is doing. It must be tough having to listen to Emmet's thougts! I mean, he likes Hannah Montana for crying out loud! I mean she sooooo last 3 yrs ago. Lady gaga is the next big thing! Oh that's right! I have my iPod on me! I took it out and the next Lady Gaga song come one...

"Let's have some fun,
this beat is sick,
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

I didn't get far and ended up being thrown againest the Edward's bed. WOW he was fast.

Emmet's Pov

"We haven't met
And thats okay
'cuz you will be asking for me one day
Don't want to wait
In line
The moment is mine beleive me
Don't close your eyes
Cuz it's a chance worth takin'
And I think that I can shake you
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's everything I see
Every part of me
Gunna get what I deserve
I got nerve (I got I got I got)
Electrified I'm on a wire
Getting together we're on fire
What I said you heard
Now I got you spinning
Don't close you're mind
The words I use are open
And I think that I can show you
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink
It's every thing I see
Every part of me
Gunna get I what I deserve
I got...
I got nerve" I sang.

WOW i put more effort into that song! I wonder how long I've been watching Hannah Montana.

"Esme what time, date and month is it?" i yelled out.

"It's the 12 of August, 2:23 am." She said from the kitchen.

I haven't been with Rosie for ages! Aw gross.

"Esmee, Bella and Edward are at it again!" I said in a discusted tone.

"No way am i'm breaking that up. He's bee n alone for at least a hundred years!" She said waking the wooden spoon she had in her hands on my head.

"Just becasue he's the oldest, doesn't mean he can let Bella ride on his dico stick any time they want!" I complained.

"Emmet!" She said wacking the spoon againes my head again. Why did she need to cook when everyone here drank blood?"


Well Bree, this Chapter is for you. Thanx for putting thoose dirty thoughts in my head. Emmet 'exploding' and Rosalie flying into the wall! Gross. So this new storu is dedicated to you.

Oh and everyone, next week i have dancing exams. So i don't know when i'm updating. Wish me luck! So if i have 20 people wish me luck and review! then I'll make Chapter three sooooo awsome and heaps long like maybe 30 pages!

~twilight's evil pixie


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