Author Note: I do know own anything from Twilight or the song 'One of the Boys' by Katy Perry.


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ALL HUMAN & ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

This chapter is in the point of view of Bella.

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13 YEAR AGO - Age 4

Me, Emmett, Jasper, and Edward were playing at the swigs, while Rosalie and Alice were in the club house. I had my blond hair in pig-tails, and I was wearing my blue shirt and jean jumper on. I was sitting on one of the swigs with Edward, while Emmett and Jasper were wrestling in the sand-box.

"I double dog dare you to burp the alphabet." Emmett said, after the fight was over.

"She won't do that...she's a girl." Jasper said.

"Oh really..." I said. 'I hate it when it always says 'she's a girls'. I know, I'm a girl. Get over it.' I added in my head.

"Yea..." He said. 'I'll show him.' I thought.

"Look at this," I said, "...A..." I burped, "...B...C...D---"

"Ahhhhh...." Alice and Rosalie screamed. Me and the boys ran over the club house.

"What's wrong?" Edward asked, looking around.

"Spider." Alice said, running over to Jasper.

"It's huge..." Rosalie said, hiding behind Emmett.

"Let me see..." I said, walking into the club house. I saw the spider and picked it up. I was a little black thing. 'This isn't scary...It's cute, in a weird way' I thought, as walked outside. I had the spider in my hands...I didn't want to squoosh him. Alice and Rosalie took one look at the spider and ran, while me and the boys started to laugh.

6 YEAR AGO - Age 11 (Christmas)

I was wacthing as Rosalie and Alice dance with a few other girls from school. Me, Alice, and Rosalie were all in the Christmas recital at school. I was sing a soloon my guitar, and Rosalie and Alice were dancing. When the dancers finished everyone cheered. Alice walked overe to me and wished me luck. I took a deep breath and walked to the mic.

"I'm sing Christmas Must Be Something More." I said, and then I started to play,

"What if ribbons and bows didn't mean a thing
Would the song still survive without five golden rings
Would you still wanna kiss without misletoe
What would happen if God never let it snow
What would happen if Christmas carols told a lie
Tell me what would you find

You'd see that today holds something special
Something holy, not superficial
So here's to the birthday boy who saved our lives
It's something we all try to ignore
And put a wreath up on your door
So here's something you should know that is for sure
Christmas must be something more

What if angels did not pay attention to
All the things that we wished they would always do
What if happiness came in a cardboard box
Then I think there is something we all forgot
What would happen if presents all went away
Tell me what would you find

You'd see that today holds something special
Something holy, not superficial
So here's to the birthday boy who saved our lives
It's something we all try to ignore
And put a wreath up on your door
So here's something you should know that is for sure
Christmas must be something more

We get so caught up in all of it
Business and relationships
Hundred mile an hour lives
And it's this time of year
And everybody's here
It seems the last thing on your mind

Is that the day holds something special
Something holy, not superficial
So here's to Jesus Christ who saved our lives
It's something we all try to ignore
And put a wreath up on your door
But here's something you should know that is for sure
Christmas must be something
Christmas must be something
Christmas must be something more

There's gotta be more
There's gotta be more"

I finished the song and the crowd cheered. "Thank You..." I said, walking off the stage.

4 YEAR AGO - Age 13

"Hello, Isabella." Micheal said. I was sitting at the park waiting for the rest of the gang, when Nicolas, Timothy, James and Micheal showed out. I was eating a chocolate bar, while reading Trixie Belden, she was just like me a, Tom Boy, except she was pretty, unlike me.

"Hey, Bella...uhm, chocolate, my favorite." James said, taking my candy bar.

"Hey, give that back." I said, reaching for my candy.

"What are you doing to do about it." He said, tesing me.

"This..." I said, making a fist a hitting him in the stomach. Then I heard laughing from behind me. I turned to see the rest of the gang standing there. Emmett and Jasper were laughing, Rosalie and Alice were giggling, and Edward looked...I don't know.

2 WEEKS AFTER SCHOOL ENDED - Age 17

"I'm gonna miss you guys this summer." I said. I was sad because Alice and Rosalie were heading off to Cheerleading Camp, while the boys were going to Football Camp. Me...well, I'm going to visit by cousin in New York.

We had all change a lot since we were younger...well, all except me. Emmett is now and freaking tank but is still the goofy kid underneath. Jasper is so stinking tall, but he is still the even tempered of the boys. Rosalie is still the best looking of of the girls...I mean, come on...She is blond, with long legs and big boobs. Alice is still a little pixie with too much energy, but hey, that's her.

And guess what....Where both couples. Rosalie and Emmett. Alice and Jasper. Boy, I always knew that would happen, sooner or later.

Now, Edward is...he's beautiful. He not have a six pack and biceps any guy would love to have. He still have those hypnotizing eyes, and the hair that will never be tamed, but it works for him.

Me, I'm still plain Jane boring. Dirty blond hair...Baggy clothes...Tom boy. That's me.

"Email us every day." Alice said, as she hugged me.

"And if any of the guys give you trouble, tell me." Emmett said.

"I think, she'll just deck them instead, Emmett." Jasper said.

"Whatever..." I said, slapping is arm.

"See what I mean." He said.

"OK...everyone to the buses." One of the couches said in the megaphone. The girls quicking kissed they boyfriends and hugged me, and the guys gave me a quick hug.

"Bye, guys." I said, as they got on their buses, while waving goodbye. Edward stayed behind and pulled me in for another quick hug before saying.

"Goodbye Bella." Edward said, kissing my cheek, before getting on the bus. 'Holy Cow...He just kissed me...not on the lips, buy hey I'll take what I can get...'

"See ya." I said. 'That's it. This summer I'm changing of one of the boys to one of the girls.' I thought, before I headed over to my car.


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