First Starfy fic! :) Or, fics, since it will soon be a collection...whateverr!

Ronk, Papes, Snips, SHOOT!

Starly goes up against the Paper Cut Crushers...

Note: P = Papes, R = Ronk, Snips = SN

Ronk: Okay, okay...uh...

Papes: PICK PAPER!

Ronk: Shut up! She's gonna hear us!
Papes: Oh, right. Heh heh.

Snips: Why do we always pick Paper?

Papes: Cause!

Starly: (on the other side of the room) Gr...paper..rock..scissors...?

Snips: Annnnnnndddd SHOOT!
(Everyone shoots.)

Starly: HA!

Ronk: Damn little pink thing!

Papes: I told you to pick paper!

Snips: Scissors is just fine, too, ya know!

Papes: (sniff) Fiine!

Starfy: Psssttt...Starly...

Starly: What?
Starfy: Pick paper!
Starly: Uh...

Snips: SHOOT!

(Shoot)

R/P/SN: YES!
Starly: NO!
Ronk: Meh, he, he...

Moe: KILL `EM STARLY!
Starly: (to self) Um.....

Papes: (to R&SN) I suggest rock...

Ronk: WOO! You finally see my point? ROCK CRUSHES, MAN!
Snips: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Ronk: Woops.

Papes: SHOOT!
Snips: Awwww! I call shots!
Papes: Ha! You were too slow, then!
Starly: Um....(waits with paper)

Papes: UGH!!!!! WHY?! (stomps around mad) WHY DO STARS BEAT US ALL THE TIME?!?

Ronk: PAPER CUT CRUSHERSSS!!!!!!!!
Papes: SHUT THE FLICK UP!
Snips: (gasp) WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE PAPES, THIS GAME IS RATED E FOR EVERYONE!!
Moe: What game?!
Snips: (points at sky) There's some person controlling Starly's EVERY MOVE! AND STARFY'S TOO!
Moe: That's crazy talk! You've lost your noggin!

Snips: Nu-uh!
TheStarsAreFalling: I AM YOUR MASTER!

Papes: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Ronk: MASTER!!!

Starfy: If you're truly our master, make me STARPEDO!
TheStarsAreFalling: Er..no can do, cuz Bunston isn't here. But...

Starfy: Wooaaah! (dizzy) Urk...stop that!
Starly: (coughs)

Ronk: Oh, right! The game!

Papes: Pick...paper....NOW

Snips: No!

Snips: Scissors!

Ronk: Rock!

Papes: PAPER!

Starly: I PICK PAPER!
Snips: YA-HA! Then we pick Scissors!
Starly: WAIT?!? I JUST TOLD YOU MY WEAPON!

Snips: Hm...(makes peace sign with fingers and chases Starly,Starfy&Moe)

Moe: OMFG SHE'S GOT SCISSORS!
Starfy: KIDS! DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS!

TheStarsAreFalling: (pauses)

Everyone: WA!
Starfy: THIS IS INSANE!

Moe: I waaannnttt my mommy!!!!!

Yep, truly random. But THE END.