When we finally got to my house, Alice and I ran upstairs to my room and locked the door.
"What do you want to do?" I asked.
"We should do prank calls", She suggested.
"Yeah. But instead of a random number, we should call people from school"
"But they'll know it's us"
"Exactly", I had a confused look on my face. Why would we want them to know it was us?
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"I mean that we should call people like Mike Newton and pretend to be hitting on them"
"Then wait to see what he says and ask him to meet one of us somewhere to make out"
"You are so evil", I said. She nodded her head and picked up her cell phone.
"Should we call Mike or someone else?"
"This is a weird question, but should you hit on him or should I?" She asked.
"I think you should"
"Alright", She said and dialed his number.
"You know his number?" I asked.
"I've done this with Emmett before"
"Oh", I said and laughed. Emmett would do that.
"Hi Mrs. Newton, is Mike home?" She asked after a few seconds.
"I'll put it on speaker", She said and put the phone on the floor.
"This is Mike", He said after a while. I tried not to laugh.
"Hey Mike, it's Alice Cullen", Alice did a really good job of sounding seductive.
"Alice, baby, what's up?" I tried really hard not to laugh now.
"I just wanted to let you know that I think you're so sexy"
"Not as sexy as you are", I swear, I almost wet my pants!
"Really? What do you think is most sexy about me?"
"Everything. You've got a bangin' body"
"Yeah. You know Alice, in school I can't help but check you out"
"Me either Mike, I can only imagine what we could do alone"
"I think I have an idea"
"And what would that be?"
"I would treat you like no Jasper Hale ever could"
"Hmmm, sounds like fun"
"You have no idea what I could do to you"
"I'd like to know. You wanna meet me in the woods behind the school? You can show me"
"Hell yeah! Be there in ten minutes, sexy"
"See ya, baby", She said and hung-up. As soon as she did, we were rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably.
"It's a good thing you weren't being serious. Otherwise, you would have lost 'it' to Mike Newton", I said after our laugh-attack.
"Wow. I just realized that something like that is nothing to joke about", We looked at each other for a second then looked away, and satrted having another laugh-attack.
Alice and I decided to go downstairs and get a snack. I took out some Doritos and we were still laughing a little from the prank call. We were sitting at the kitchen counter when Esme came home.
"Hi girls", She said, walking in with groceries.
"Hi Mom", I said and Alice waved.
"What have you been doing?" Esme asked.
"Nothing much, just hanging out", I answered, munchin' on a dorito.
"That's good. Bella, can you get Jasper for me?"
"Sure Mom", I said and ran upstairs. I came back down with Jasper and I saw Alice smile at him.
"Jasper, I just wanted to tell you that Dad got saturday off for your game", Esme said.
"Okay, thanks Mom", He said and ran back upstairs.
"So what do you wanna do now?" I asked Alice.
"I don't know. How about we go to the park?" She suggested.
"My truck broke down, rememeber?"
"Oh, right", She said. I sat there and thought about what we could do that didn't include driving or something that Alice was limited to.
"How about a taco eating contest?" Alice suggested.
"Hell yeah!" I excalimed. Esme had already left the room, so I ran over to the cabinet, partially tripping over my own feet, and got out some taco shells. It only took a few minutes for me to make everything we needed for tacos, so we filled the taco shells toegther and I got a timer.
"Okay, so we have ten minutes to eat as many tacos as we can", I stated. Alice only nodded, a huge smile appearing on her face.
"Ready? 1, 2, 3, GO!" I yelled. After about five minutes, my stomach was starting to hurt and I felt like I was about to throw-up. When suddenly, I did. I can't believe this! It was all over the floor and Alice stopped, so then she threw-up! For the next few minutes, it was like a puke-fest!
"Oh my gosh! Bella, Alice!" I heard Esme suddenly yell. I looked up at her and saw that she was by the entrance to the door.
"Bella, what happened?" She asked. Alice and I were sitting on the stools again.
"Well, um, we were kind of having a, uh, taco eating contest...." I explained. I was ready for her to start yelling.
"Sweety, why would you do that?" Maybe I was wrong.
"We were bored, and obviously, a taco eating contest wasn't the best solution to our bordom"
"Well are you both alright now?" Alice and I nodded and walked away when Esme pointed towards the stairs. I just hope Esme doesn't puke from cleaning up our puke.