THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES
I was supposed to be doing homework but it ended up like this... I think it's more appropriate on FanFic. More to come if people like it.
Bilbo Baggins: will shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday
Five friends are attending A PARTY OF SPECIAL MAGNIFICENCE
Gandalf Thegrey: Always arrives precisely when he means to.
Frodo Baggins: PARTY!!
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Frodo Baggins is a bit worried about his uncle
Merry Brandybuck: LOL
Frodo Baggins: Srsly, he's acting weird
Seven friends are attending A PARTY OF SPECIAL MAGNIFICENCE
Pippin Took: DRUNKING IS FUN FIREWRKS
Gandalf Thegrey: my fireworks are like a flight of scintillating birds singing with sweet voices
Pippin Took Is in a relationship
Samwise Gamgee: Is wondering whether anyone else saw the dragon
Merry Brandybuck: was it real???
Frodo Baggins: Don't think so
Pippin Took: Yep its real! I saw it.
Merry Brandybuck: OMG
Pippin Tookchanged his relationship status to IT"S COMPLICATED
Frodo Baggins: This is getting creepy... :0
Samwise Gamgee: really hopes the dragon doesn't burn his potatoes
Frodo Baggins: Sam WTF?
Pippin Took is single.
Merry Brandybuck: :(
Pippin Took: It's Ok I was related to her anyway
Merry Brandybuck: ....
Merry Brandybuck: doesn't want to know...
Frodo Baggins: :0
Sam Gamgee: What happened?
Sam Gamgee; Are you OK Mr Frodo?
Sam Gamgee: U OK??? :)
Frodo Baggins: thinks that certain people are bordering on the freaky-stalky
Sam Gamgee: I know what you mean! Some people just can't take a hint!
Gandalf Thegrey: Is thinking deep and mysterious wizard thoughts.
Frodo Baggins: will take the ring.
Sam Gamgee: UR So BRAVE!!!! :D
Gandalf Thegrey: Hobbits really are amazing creatures
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