Hello everyone!

Thank you so much for all the reviews and support! I will be continuing this fic, thanks to everyone who asked. My homework will just have to learn its place.

I am going to continue with the Two Towers, and maybe even ROTK after that, however this fanfiction is MOVING. The Two Towers will stay on Fanfiction and will be authored by Aotearoan.

Aotearoan is still me, but I've previously been using my friend and co-writer's account to publish The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates. As a result, I haven't been able to keep up with notifications, etc, or leave reviews when I check out the work of people who review mine, for example.

My lovely and talented friend Julia, who is much wittier than me, may hopefully be co-authoring in future, in which case she'll be credited.

Anyway, thank you so much for reading! Chapter one of The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications is up now, and below is a taster! Please continue to R and R, I really appreciate it!

PS thank you to my flatmate for quiz idea, and another lovely friend for inbox idea.

Mister Frodo and Sam Gamgee are attending LAND OF SHADOW.

Merry Brandybuck: this can't be good...

Aragorn is running

Gimli Sonogloin: hates running

Legolas Greenleaf: cos you have short legs lol

Legolas Greenleaf: Just is

Gimli Sonofgloin: Soooo original

Legolas Greenleaf: I know, I'm a deep elf.

Gimli Sonofgloin: that was *sarcasm*

Legolas Greenleaf and Gimli Sonofgloin are no longer friends.

Legolas Greenleaf: Gimli son of Gloin son of GROIN lol

Aragorn: great, really mature. Why don't you act your age?

Legolas Greenleaf: I AM acting my age.

Aragorn: So, what, 3000 in elf years is like, eight human years? Go and apologise to him right now.

Aragorn: feels like a babysitter.

Legolas Greenleaf: I didn't ASK to be bossed around!

Gimli Sonofgloin: in that case can you put Legolas in the naughty corner?

Aragorn: *Sigh*