I'm Katrina Crane, great-granddaughter of Ichabod Crane and Katrina Van Tassel, the ones from the movie that Tim Burton based off of the Washington Irving story about the Headless Horseman and stuff. Confused? OK. I guess I'd better explain the whole, true story of Ichabod's run-in with the Headless Horseman before I go off telling you about mine.
Ichabod Crane was this guy from Connecticut (supposedly) who became the schoolmaster (old fancy word for teacher) in Sleepy Hollow, New York. And here starts Washington Irving's story. Remember how in the end Ichabod went back to Connecticut (supposedly)? Well, he didn't.
Here comes Tim Burton's grand scheme of things. He went to New York City (where he really came from) and became a constable.
Then, as constable, he back to Sleepy Hollow to solve the Headless Horseman problem. For real. Lucky for him, nobody in Sleepy Hollow seemed to remember him. As if Lady Van Tassel had brainwashed everyone in all of New York State.