A/N- This is a series of one shots explaining why they have gotten kicked out of various schools. The title means…a meteor is a rock that is getting 'kicked out' of space. Meteor showers have a lot of rocks getting 'kicked out' of space. There are a lot of Cullens. Not many but whatever. This is about a hundred years after Breaking Dawn and these are all the times they have been expelled. The Cullens are recapping about all the times they have gotten expelled.

Meteor Shower

Chapter 1- Slut Day

Renesmee

90 Years ago

I was on the floor laughing along with my Mom, Dad, Aunt Rose, Aunt Alice, Uncle Jasper, Jacob, and Uncle Emmett.

"Ok, who's gonna type the letter?" I choked

"ME!" Uncle Em yelled very loudly. Luckily Grandpa Carlisle and Grandma Esme were out hunting.

"Ok" I agreed

We gathered around the computer and Uncle Em started typing the letter that would be made formal and emailed out later.

Dear Students and Parents, Thursday May 7th

This is the Principal of Slippery Rock High School here in Pennsylvania. We are having a new annual event on Friday May 8th this year. This event will take place on different days in the years to come. This event will raise money for school and all students are required to participate if not it will affect your grade and you/your child will get a detention. The new event is Slut Day! There will be rules and requirements so this fundraiser won't get out of hand. Girls must wear super short shorts, mini skirts, or low cut dresses. They should also wear low cut tops, sleeveless tops, or shirts that show stomach. Thongs, bikini tops or bottoms, boots, and heels are permitted. Girls are not allowed to wear jeans, sneakers, or jackets to cover up. Boys should wear briefs as underwear. They may wear those male stripper costumes such as police costumes etc. No pants, shirts, boxers, or shoes are allowed of any kind. Please wear a heavy amount of make up both guys and girls. Sorry for the late notice on this event.

Sincerely,

Principal Hekip

"Oh my god Emmett this is going to be hilarious." Aunt Alice squealed before laughing along with everyone else.

After we calmed down Aunt Alice put the school logo on it, the principal's stamped signature, and all the other things that were usually on the newsletter. When she was done it looked like an exact replica.

"I'm sending it to all the kids at our school from the fake account Emmett made. When people get it in their inbox it will say it's from the principal. Ok done!" Aunt Alice mumbled looking like she was in deep concentration.

"I can't wait till tomorrow." Aunt Rose exclaimed

"I have to pick out your clothes for tomorrow. Don't let Carlisle get suspicious." Aunt Alice said before running upstairs with Aunt Rose.


"Ok guys you look great." Aunt Alice chirped after dressing us for school the next morning. The girls were wearing jeans and simple shirts. The shirts did have designs on them and they were cute. The guys wore loose sweaters zipped to the top and loose shirts underneath with jeans. We all wore sneakers and barely any make up. The outfits were all nice but not good for slut day.

We drove our less sexy cars like Mom's silver Cadillac CTS and Grandpa Carlisle's black Lexus RX 300. Grandpa Carlisle took his Mercedes to work today instead of his Lexus.

When we got to the school parking lot the sight was hilarious. I choked back laughter and got out of the car. Uncle Em was laughing but calmed down quickly with the help of Uncle Jasper. Everyone was staring at us and our normal clothes. One guy dressed in only grey briefs and two girls dressed in bikinis came up to us.

"Guys did you not get the email from Mrs. Hekip? Today is slut day and what you're wearing is not allowed. All of you are getting detentions." The guy informed us and the two girls nodded.

"Oh we didn't know that thank you for telling us." Dad answered fake sincerity in her voice.

"That isn't fair we didn't check our emails." Jacob moaned

Mom, Aunt Rose, and Aunt Alice started dry sobbing in their hands while Dad, Uncle Jasper, and Uncle Emmett comforted them. Uncle Em glared at me so I started dry sobbing too and I jumped into Jacobs arms. I couldn't get tears to come out so I hid my face in Jacob's shoulder.

"It's ok Nessie. We will talk to the principal and explain that we didn't check our email." Jacob whispered and stifled a laugh.

We walked into school getting weird glances from the other students. The loud speaker that rarely was used came on.

"All students report to the gym for an assembly." Mrs. Hekip's voice commanded over the loud speaker.

Everyone started rushing towards the gym while I walked slowly with my family. We wanted to make a big entrance to show we were in normal clothes.

"Students you know the school dress code. The year is almost over so you should know the rules already. Why would any of you think it is ok to wear such clothing?" Mrs. Hekip started after we walked in. A short girl raised her hand and the principal called on her.

"Mrs. Hekip you sent us and our parents emails that today was slut day. We have to dress up as sluts to raise money. If we didn't we would get detention and a lower grade."

"I would never do something that is so inappropriate."

"But you sent us an email. All of us got it…well except the Cullens."

"Can you show me this email?" Mrs. Hekip asked and motioned toward the old laptop on the podium she was behind. The podium was made of wood and had an old microphone.

"Sure." The girl jogged up and got into her email. "I didn't delete it so it should be here somewhere. Look here it is."

Mrs. Hekip began reading it. When she finished she had wide eyes and a disgusted look on her face.

"I did not send this but it looks exactly like the newsletters I would send."

"Well than who sent it?"

"I don't know but Gabe can you come here please." A nerdy looking kid named Gabe came went to Mrs. Hekip. I remember him he was really good with hacking into computers and he was good with electronics.

"Do you need me to find out who sent this?" Gabe asked

"Yes" she answered than moved out of the way so he could have direct access to the computer.

After ten minutes she made an announcement. "You may go to your first period class now and we will inform you when we find anything."

People started filing out of the gym complaining about how stupid they looked. I was on the ground laughing with my Dad and Uncle Em.

"Jasper" Aunt Alice whispered and I was instantly calm.

"Thanks Uncle Jasper."

"No problem."

I walked to my first period class, Math.

"You're late Miss. Cullen." The teacher scolded

"Sorry" I replied than went to my desk in the back of the room.

I wasn't paying attention to what lesson the teacher was teaching when Mrs. Hekip came into the room fifteen minutes later.

"Can I have Renesmee Cullen?"

"Yes you may. Renesmee you are dismissed."

"Ok" I followed Mrs. Hekip to another room where she told me to wait outside the room.

"Can I have Isabella, Edward, and Alice Cullen?"

The teacher nodded and continued with the lesson. When Dad left the room he groaned without the principal hearing him. Mom looked at him but shook his head refusing to tell her anything. We went around the school getting Uncle Emmett, Uncle Jasper, Aunt Rose, and Jacob then she led us to her office.

"Take a seat." She directed once we were in her office. We all took seats in some uncomfortable chairs.

"I know you guys sent that letter to everyone." She claimed

"We did not." Aunt Alice practically screamed. She hadn't seen this coming.

"Gabe was able to figure it out and I have proof."

"What proof?" Aunt Rose demanded

The principal turned her computer so it was facing us. "Gabe was able to get on to the account that sent the email. The name that would be shown to any other person is my name. If you look on the registration form it has a different name. Emmett Cullen."

"You idiot I told you to make up a name. Why would you put yours?" Aunt Alice hissed and Aunt Rose smacked him on the head.

"I'm sorry I had a lot of stuff to do. First I had to create the account than I had to get her signature. After that I had to copy the logo. It is a lot of stuff to do."

"I told you it was too much for him to handle." Aunt Rose muttered

"And we traced the location of the computer it was created on. It is your house."

"Emmett I told you to take the laptop to another state." Aunt Alice moaned

"I forgot." Uncle Em said in his defense.

"Well since I know it was you I will be calling your parents."

She dialed our home number and thankfully I could hear the whole conversation.

"Hello Cullen household."

"Hi is this Esme Cullen."

"Yes may I ask whose speaking?"

"This is Mrs. Hekip principal of your children's school."

"What did they do this time?"

"I will explain that to you when you get here. Can you call your husband and tell him to come here too?"

"Of course I'll be right over." The phone clicked and the dial tone sounded.

"Your parents are coming."

We sat in silence for seven minutes waiting for Grandma Esme and Grandpa Carlisle. Finally they arrived. I was eager to see them till I saw the anger in their faces. They sat down next to us after giving us stern glares.

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Cullen. I'm Mrs. Hekip."

"Hello"

"Hello"

"Your children sent out letters to every student in this school saying today's slut day. Now all of the students are wearing things against the dress code."

"I'm sorry this won't happen again." Grandpa Carlisle apologized

"You are right it won't. They have broken several rules some that are even against the law. They hacked into one of the schools computers and got all of the students and parents email addresses. They forged my signature and stole my signature to make it look official. They made a fake document and stole graphics to put on it. They made all of the students dress like sluts and prostitutes. I will not tolerate that in my school at all. I could press charges but I won't instead all of them are expelled."

"Excuse me expelled?" Grandma Esme asked

"Yes I don't want them in my school. They will empty their lockers and leave by the time the lunch bell rings. Also I need all of their textbooks."

"Ok" we all mumbled and trudged out of her office after handing over the textbooks.

We emptied out our lockers and we drove home. I jumped out of the car and ran into the house with all my belongings. Before I could run into my room Grandpa Carlisle called for us.

"Family meeting in the dinning room. Come right now."

I ran into the dinning room and took a seat next to Jake.

"Doing what you did is inexcusable. It was funny but you will not do it again."

"Fine it's not like we are going to pull the same prank." Uncle Em muttered

"Emmett"

"Sorry"

"Now that you aren't allowed back at that school till they are all dead we are moving."

"Ok" we hollered from up the stairs. We were already upstairs packing when he muttered something like 'what's the rush? Was this place really that bad?'


A/N- Hi I did this chapter by myself!!! This is a recap of all the times they have gotten expelled or kicked out. They are telling the stories to each other reminiscing. Read the a/n at the beginning for more info!!!! Also check out my other story Falling Star!!!!! Tell me if you like this story so far!!!!

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