A/N: Here is a fun out take I did for my reviewers in one chapter. Rosalie had handed Bella a letter from Emmett. This is what I'd like to think the letter contained.
One hundred and one reasons to name the baby Emmett Junior
By Emmett Cullen
1. It's an awesome name
2. I'm the oldest
3. I'm the coolest
4. I'm the best looking
5. Emmett is a rocking name
6. I'll be the coolest uncle a guy could have
7. Chicks dig my name
8. Looks cool when written
9. It sounds good with the last name Cullen
10. Check the guns - who wouldn't want to be me
11. Nobody picks on a guy named Emmett
12. Because who wouldn't want to be named after me
13. It's an easy name to scream when you're mad
14. It's an easy name to say when you're happy
15. It's an easy name for chicks to scream in bed
16. Em is a rockin' nickname
17. Everyone will say, "Are you named after your cool uncle?"
18. Because when I get in trouble people will blame the baby
19. Because when he gets in trouble he can blame me
20. All Emmetts are cute
21. All Emmetts are hot
22. All Emmetts are sexy
23. All Emmetts are good in bed
24. Because we could get matching shirts
25. It would save on engraving. We could get everything on sale.
26. Because you would be the cool parents to give him an awesome name.
27. He'll never wonder how you chose his name
28. It's a long name with only three letters
30. Each letter is so great it repeats itself
31. It's easy to spell
32. Nobody mispronounces Emmett
33. Because I'm awesome
34. There won't be ten Emmett's in his class
35. There won't be nine Emmett's in his class
36. There won't be eight Emmett's in his class
37. There won't be seven Emmett's in his class
38. There won't be six Emmett's in his class
39. There won't be five Emmett's in his class
40. There won't be four Emmett's in his class
41. There won't be three Emmett's in his class
42. If there are two Emmett's in his class the other guy has cool parents
43. When I take him out people will think it's cool
44. Because you love me
45. It's a better name than Edward
46. It's a better name than Jasper
47. You don't name a boy Alice
48. It's a better name than Carlisle
49. It's a better name than Marcus
50. It's a better name than Eleazar
51. It's a better name than Bob
52. You can't name a boy Rosalie
53. We could call him EmJ - you know like Michael Jackson
54. I could teach him to dance like MJ
55. We could call him Junior
56. Because I'm cool.
57. He would be the coolest kid in school if he brings me for show and tell
58. Mom wouldn't need to learn any new names
59. Kids never say Emmett wrong
60. You don't forget an Emmett
61. Nobody says, "Hey You, I forgot your name."
62. He can be cool like Uncle Emmett
63. People will think you're awesome for naming him Emmett
64. It's a sexy name
65. Emmetts are always fun
66. Emmetts are good eaters
67. All Emmetts love their moms
68. How can you not want to name him after me? I'm awesome
69. People will say, "You're funny, like your uncle."
70. People will say, "You're cute, like your uncle."
71. People will say, "You're great, like your uncle."
72. Because I rock
73. Because I'm strong
74. Because I'm cool
75. Because Emmett's a wonderful name
76. Seriously, it's the best name.
77. It would be so cool to have someone named after me.
78. All the kids on the playground would say, "You have a cool name."
79. Because I said so. (I always wanted to say that)
80. When he plays in the MLB I can say that's my name!
81. When he plays in the NFL I can say that's my name!
82. When he plays in the NBA I can say that's my name!
83. When he plays in the NHL I can say that's my name!
84. Cuz Rosie won't let me have sex anymore if I say we'll name our first son Emmett.
85. Cuz Rosie won't let me have sex anymore if I say we'll name our first daughter Emmett.
86. Because Tiger isn't cool anymore.
87. We could make cool Emmett only handshakes.
88. He would have to be cool like his uncle.
89. It's an awesome name.
90. He would only have to learn to make three letters to spell his name
91. When you sing the alphabet you can double the e's, m's and t's for fun.
92. It's a cool name
93. Because I'm great
94. Because then I'll be able to tell Rosie that our baby won't be Emmett Jr., he could be Emmett Jr. Jr. And she didn't say no to that.
95. Did I mention that it's an awesome name
96. It would make me happy
97. It would make me proud
98. Mom and Dad obviously love the name
99. Rosie and I would babysit for free if his name is Emmett
100. I'd pay ya
101. Please!?! It would make me really really really really happy.
Please note that any duplicates are intentional because they are really important.
Emmett Jr.'s really cool uncle, Emmett