Disclaimer: I do not own POM. I do own my OCs though.

"You have been invited to the dolphins place tomorrow for a pool party." Mason read aloud. "Bring drinks."

"Doris invited me to her party!" Kowalski jumped happily.

Skipper rolled his eyes. "Okay. Private, whip us up some smoothies. Rico, find us some cups. Kowalski… do your math thing."

"What are you going to be doing, Skippah?" asked Private.

"I'm going to be keeping guard. Someone needs to make sure no one breaks in to our confidential files."

"Files?" blathered Rico.

"Yes. I have a file on everyone in this zoo."

"Could I look at Doris's?" asked Kowalski.

Skipper glared at him. "Don't ever get love mixed with work." he scolded. "The results could be devastating."

"Interesting theory, Skip'…" That "I'm-Thinking-Really-Hard-So-Don't-Disturb Me-" look crossed Kowalski's face.

"Don't get any ideas." Skipper snapped.

Kowalski nodded, but his thoughts were on something else.

"What is it, K'walksi?" Private asked.

"Isn't it obvious?" Kowalski was giddy. "It's a love serum! Philia Aqua, to be excact."

"Isn't that the name of a perfume?"

"So what if it is? It sounds good." Kowalski shot him a look that said 'No critiscm.'

"Just don't tell Skipper," said Kowalski.


Kowalski narrowed his eyes.

"Of course I won't tell." Private nodded vigourusly, laughing nervously.

Kowalski tucked the serum in its hiding place (under his pillow). He rubbed his flippers together. He couldn't wait for tomorrow.