A/N: Written for comment_fic on LJ with the prompt: SGA, Rodney/John, "Oh my god Teyla's an alien."

John pushed his way through the crowd with Rodney muttering mutinously in his ear. It was Halloween and Elizabeth had maybe gone a little overboard trying to keep morale high but John was having a blast. He even convinced Rodney to dress up with him. They were Robin Hood and Little John. Only John got to be Robin Hood, of course. But that wasn't Rodney's problem right now.

"I cannot believe I'm wearing tights for you, Sheppard!" was hissed in his ear while Rodney squirmed, "and I think they're giving me a wedgie."

John snorted and bit his lip to keep from laughing out loud.

"You better appreciate this."

John slid his hand around Rodney's hip as inconspicuously as possible and leaned close, "how 'bout after we get back to my quarters I'll show you just how much I appreciate it."

But Rodney didn't answer. He was staring, wide eyed, across the room.

"McKay? Buddy?"

"Oh my god Teyla's an Alien."

John raised an eyebrow.

Rodney turned to face him, shock written all over his face, "seriously, did you see that?"

"You feeling all right?"

Rodney rolled his eyes, "over there, on the other side of the room, did you see her? She's an Alien."

"Ok, you're starting to scare me."

Rodney grabbed his wrist and started to pull him through the crowd again. He stopped and pointed toward the refreshment stand.

John gaped, "that is seriously wrong. And am I the only one who thinks that's hot?"

"This is all your fault. What were you thinking bringing Alien to movie night."