Co-written by Siriusly in Lurve.
Disclaimer: I do not own HP.
"Put it in, James!"
"I'm trying, Lily! I can't get it in if you keep moving!"
"Well hurry up!"
"It's too big to fit in that tight hole!"
"It's true! How did anyone else get this thing in there?"
"Well... heehee, stop it, that tickles,"
"That's only cause I'm touching the hair there."
"I have no hair there."
"Everyone does, Lily. It's only natural."
"Stop being insensitive and just get the fucking thing in!"
"I seriously can't. I don't get how you girls do it."
"The girls don't do it for me, I do it for myself."
"Is it easier for you?"
"Yeah, it just comes naturally to me."
"Is it strange that I find that hot?"
"Kind of. Now just finish the job you started."
"I'm sorry! It's just too hard. I'm afraid I'll hurt you."
"What? Hurt me? It's not even that big!"
"I'm offended by that. I worked hard to get this for you!"
Sigh. "Why don't you just get Sirius to do it?"
"I'm not going to let Sirius do it for you! I can do it myself!"
"Then why haven't you yet?"
"I already explained why. It's your fault for expecting me to work with that tiny hole."
"James, it's not that hard. Just stick it in."
"How would you know? You've never been in my position before."
"I'll help you, you desperate fool. Ow! That pinched."
"But it's in!"
"See, was it that hard?"
"It seems like it was made for you."
"Thank you, I love it. This is beautiful."
Later on that day....
"I heard you finally got it in, Prongs."
"With great difficulty, Padfoot. That necklace latch was fucking small."
This was inspired by me and Siriusly in Lurve trying to put a bracelet on. Haha. Review! :)