South Park Parody

Loren Blake: Okay children let's start the day with a few math problems. What's 5x2?
Complete Silence

Heath Luck: 12?

Loren Blake: Okay now let's get an answer from someone who's not a total retard.

Lots of silence

James Stark: I think I know the answer Professor Blake!

Erik Night: Me mme mme me me mme Me!

James Stark: Shut up fat boy!

Erik Night: Hey don't call me that you fuckin Jew!

Loren Blake: Erik did you just say the F word?

Erik Night: Jew?

James Stark: No. He's talkin' about fuck, you can't say fuck in school you fuckin' fat ass.

Loren Blake: STARK!

Erik Night: Why the fuck not?!

Loren Blake: ERIK!

Zoey Redbird: Dude you just said fuck again!

Loren Blake: Zoey!

Jack Twist: Fuck!

Loren Blake: Jack!
Erik Night: What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.

Loren Blake: How would you like to go see the school councilor?

Erik Night: How would you like to suck my balls?

Everyone but Erik Gasps

Loren Blake: What did you just say?

Erik Night: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I meant to say was *grabs bull horn*. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, BLAKE?!

Zoey Redbird: Holy Shit dude.

AN: LOL, I was just watching South Park and this is one of my favorite moments! Sadly yes this is a one-shot! Hope you got a good laugh!