I was bored, taking a break from my other brawl stories and thought-

why not make a brawl version of the Ultimate Showdown song? If you look it up on youtube, it's quite hilarious.

NO lyrics i added and or took out will rhyme and probably confuse you, so enjoy!


Old Giga Bowser was hopping around,

Nintendo City like a big playground.

When suddenly Meta Knight burst from the shade,

and hit Giga Bowser with a spin attack

Giga Bowser got pissed and began to attack,

but didn't expect to be blocked by Link

Who proceeded to open up a can of Link Fu,

when Lucario came out of the blue.

And he started beating up the Hero of Time

then they both got flattened by the huge Halberd,

but before it could make it back to Dreamland,

Solid Snake went and popped out of his box.

And took an AK47 out from under his belt,

and blew Meta away with a rat-a-tat-tat.

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,

'cause Super Mario came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Giga Bowser took a bite out of Super Mario

like Fox Mcloud took a bite out of crime.

And then Link came back covered in a tire track,

but Sonic then jumped out and landed on his back.

Meta Knight was injured, and trying to get steady,

when Solid Snake came back with a machete.

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,

Zero Suit Samus took him out with her whip.

Then she saw Giga Bowser sneaking up from behind,

and she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find.

'Cause Meta Knight stole it and he shot and he missed,

and Sonic then deflected it with his fist.

Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,

while Solid Snake went and tried to pole vault.

onto Super Mario, but they collided in the air.

then they both got hit by R.O.B.'s robo beam.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Pit's friends sang out in immaculate chorus,

down from the heavens descended Captain Falcon

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,

into the crotch of our poor Meta Knight

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

as Samus changed back into her suit.

but he saw through her clever disguise,

and he crushed Samus's head in between his thighs.

Then Popo the Blue and Nana the pink and

Marth the swordsman and his best pal named Ike

And Ganondorf the Dark thief and King Dedede

and Wolf the rival and cousin Wario

Pikachu, Donkey Kong the ape,

Diddy Kong, and Olimar

Zelda, Princess Peach,

every other Pokemon.

Yoshi with Kirby and Mr. Game and Watch,

Ness, Lucas, Falco, and small Toon Link -

All came out of no where lightning fast,

And kicked the Captain in his FALCON ass.

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,

with civilians looking on total awe.

the fight raged on for a century,

many lives were claimed, but eventually.

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Green Luigi in bloodstained overalls.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

(the ultimate showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

(the ultimate showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

(the ultimate showdown)

of Ultimate Destiny


At the end of the song, Luigi is supposed to stab himself and die of suicide. AW MAN.

I think I managed to fit in all the characters from Brawl! HOORAH! Please tell me what you think, this is just something I did cuz I was stuck on other stories and needed a break.