Very few audible sounds could be heard in what was the Ruined Zoo. There were a couple things left, really. The brisk wind, the sound of slow footsteps, and a pause in those steps that lead to a kick of metal then a clang as it crashed down, before the cycle repeated again.

"Where is everybody?" A new noise asked himself as he continued to trudge and abuse that same empty soda can. Lucas stopped to look around yet again, as if a citizen would pop out of nowhere. Seeing none, he sighed and continued with a another kick.

"At least a change in the weather would be niceā€¦" He murmured looking up at the gray clouds.

A shifting noise was heard, and right when he thought there was going to be a change in weather it was the noise of a purple bubbling substance that began multiplying itself to surround him.

"W-What the!" He cried out. Each figure now fully turned themselves into tiny purple people with green uniforms, a 'Q' on their chests.

If their intent on murder wasn't bad enough, who else to slam on the ground behind them and make itself noticeable was the giant Pig King Statue?

"AH!" Lucas screamed out in fright as he took off as fast as he could. Nevertheless, he ended up tripping onto the ground, seeing how his shoe was somehow caught on a stem.

"No! NononononoNO!" He cried out, tugging at it furiously, too afraid to even use a simple PK fire! In his own state of defeat he cowered as the Statue's shadow loomed over. Then it came.

Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap!-

Uncovering his eyes the boy watched in confusion as each primed circled around him, stomping and clapping together rhythmically while Pig King stared down at him with arms crossed.

"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise,"

The Statue used a karate chop at the edge of the stem, slicing it down,

"Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day!"

"What are you-" Lucas screamed as a primid kicked mud at him. "GAHH MY EYES!"

"You got mud on yo' face

You big disgrace,"

"I don't know what you- AUGH!" The boy creamed as the bent soda can was thrown at his head, making him slip into the pile of mud.

"Kickin' your can all over the place, singing'-!"

"We will, we will rock you!" The primids chanted, their beat continuing,

"We will, we will rock you!"

Slightly blind and wounded, poor Lucas began backing away.

"I'm-I'm just gone go now and- AHHH PUT ME DOWN!" He shrieked as he backed into one primed, who picked him up and passed him around to be carried as if he had just stage-dived at a Queen's concert.

"Buddy you're a young man hard man

Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day,"

"PLEASE, PLEASE PUT ME- Oof!" He was thrown into the concrete face-flat.

"You got blood on yo' face,"

"Daww, by dose is bedding!"

"You big disgrace,

Wavin' your banner all over the place-"

With his face red of blushing and blood, he crossed his hands over his private area, getting the wrong interpretation of that last line.

"We will, we will rock you!"

"AHHHHHH!" Several massive boulders were catapulted from the crowd and down at the'r blonde target, who was forced to run in circles,

"Singin' we will, we will rock you!"

All the boulders that had been crumpled to pieces were pushed aside, revealing a rocking-back-and-forward-in-a-ball Lucas

"Buddy you're an lil' man poor man

Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day-"

"I really am, so could you- Another splash of mud attacked him, "GAH, STOP THAT!"

"You got mud on your face-"


"You big disgrace,

Somebody better put you back in your place-"

"We will, we will rock you!"

"I give up! I GIVE UP!" Lucas sobbed, hands up in a surrender as they all stepped closer for the final blow.

"We will, we will-"


A blur came shooting itself through the statue, making it smash to several pieces which ended up crushing most of the primids.

"Ha! WooHOO!" Ness cheered, rising from the rubble. "What a rush! And the rocking roll music playing from nowhere is very fitting!"

Ness had no response, but only heard a grunting and crunching. He turned around to see the bent-on destruction Lucas smashing a remaining boulder into a dying primid, it's cohorts fleeing.

"We will, we will ROCK YOU!" He roared crazily down. "We will, we will, KILL YOU, CRUSH YOU, SMASH YOU, STOMP YOU, BEAT YOU, MASH YOU, POUND YOU-"



Heheh, bit extreme ending...

Erm, so i'll think of more parodies, probably print the lyrics and work on writing it in stupid school.

On another note, this is may seem a day late but I wanted to give a quick moment of silence for all the innocent people who lost their lives on September 11th, 2001.