A/N: okay people, today is a horrible day, I don't want to talk about it so enjoy this chapter, I'll write to feel better, on another note, what's going on with the random compliment reviews of anonymous people? I mean I feel good to receive some good reviews but...they're a little disturbing, I feel like someone tried to flirt with me.

We are on our dinner enjoying the food prepared by Eye-gor, suddenly something weird happened, Zoe step on the table and begin to sing

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
Have you met my good friend Zoe
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
Zoe: lalalaaaala

She isn't in love
She's merely insane
Tommy: It must be the heat
Kouichi: Or some rare disease
J.P.:Or too much to eat
Me:Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Kouji
This is not the Zoe we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
GUYS: lalalalaaaaalala

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Guys:What mirror, where?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Guys:Which, what, where, whom?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Zoe & Guys
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy (Takuya: that's me)

we take our seats again and finish our dinner

okay that was weird and unexpected

Zoe: you tell me, I don't know why I did that, I mean I don't sing

Takuya: it was a good song, you sing pretty well actually

yeah another smart comment to take her to the bed, anyway we're not going to work today so*everyone rush out of the meeting room leaving smoking images of them on their seats* you...bastards*some pull my shirt* huh? Oh Tommy what can I do for ya?

Tommy: hey can I use the video camera for a while?

Of course, take it

Tommy: thanks

I'll be in my room if you need something don't look for me, I'll be sleeping...maybe with someone

Tommy: okay (now this is gonna be fun! I'll record everyone doing everything they'll normally don't do mwuahahahhaa)

you said something? I hear you laughing like a maniac

Tommy: um...er...nope it wasn't me, bye


moments later outside J.P.'s room

Tommy: (haha, I'll see what the tubby is doing)*open door slowly and slightly*

J.P. Was sited on an small chair around of a small table with...stuffed animals having a tea party!? WTF!?

J.P.: would you like another cup mrs. Betsy the grog?

J.P. Making a weird voice of betsy the frog: oh thank you Junpei, tell me how's the relationship with Zoe and you?

J.P.: she's still with Kanbara...I hate that guy, he's stupid, 24/7 horny and stupid!

Betsy the frog: such a shame, you would be a better boyfriend, you only need to kill Takuya

J.P.: kill him?

Betsy the frog: yes kill him, but make it look like an accident dear

J.P.: yes kill Kanbara...KILL KANBARA! To get Zoe!

Tommy: OMG! What crazy frog of yours J.P!

J.P.: what the hell!? Gimme that camera kid!*rise from his chair and chases Tommy*

Tommy: oh shit! Gotta run!*run down the stairs with J.P. Behind* oh crap oh crap oh crap!*J.P. Slip on a step and fall and roll like a boulder* oh shit!

Tommy run desperately and J.P....roll desperately? Wait a minute turn on the Indiana Jones theme!

Dandanran dannnndan darannnnn dandaraaannnndannnn dan darannnn dan daradandaradandradan dan dan daraaaaaaaan (okay crappy imitation of the theme)

J.P.: I'll roll over you Tommy, gimme the tape!

Tommy: fuck you!

J.P.: what!? grrrr*roll even more faster, I don't know how is that possible but hey it's J.P.*

Tommy tried to run faster, evading poison darts, spears that tried to impale him, finally the end of the stairs was near, but he stepped on some sort of switch and a stone door began to move down to seal the path, tommy run fast as he could the door was almost closed but Tommy slide like a baseball player to pass it.

Tommy: hell yeah! Oh my hat!*takes hat before the door close completely* that was close*thud!*

J.P.: ouch my head! *he was behind the sealed door*

Tommy: haha take that fat-ass, now to the next room

Tommy made his way to a room with a skull for knob it was Kouji's room he again open it slowly, apparently his room was transformed in some weird emo music club or something weird really weird, a lot of people is gathered here

Kouji: hello my name is Kouji and I'm an emo

everyone: hi Kouji*slit their wrist at the same time*gah! Oouch!

Music plays and on the center of the scenario Carmilla the emo ghost were playing a guitar all her makeup was melted on her face due to the tears

Carmilla: I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang
He shot me down, bang bang
I hit the ground , bang bang
That awful sound, bang bang
My baby shot me down ...

Tommy: okay...this is too depressing for me*all the emos inside turned to see Tommy* eh...hehe how ya doin', I see you still got a lot of blood to spill and...hehe...I better run

Kouji: you better boy! Get him! He has seen too much!

Tommy: dammit!*close the door behind*

I wonder what Takuya and Zoe are doing now...stupid question I knew what are they doing(sex) anyway I'll go and see, music is coming out from that room in the basement, *open door* Takuya and Kouichi were chained to the ceiling, naked, they were gagged with a ball did I mention they were naked?, Zoe and Yuuko on the other hand were em...er...wearing some leather clothes I think it's called dominatrix outfit or something like that...it doesn't leave much to the imagination, the music was strange I think it was Nancy Sinatra's this boots are made for walking! O_O

Takuya: mmttffctzzzz*Takuya tried to say something*

Zoe: was that?*slap Takuya with a riding crop near his groin*

Takuya: MMMMMMMM!!!!

Zoe: shut up bitch!*slap him again on other body parts*

Kouichi: mm...hm?

Yuuko: what's that dear? You like some of it too?*Kouichi shake his head* no? You don't decide that anyway*whip Kouichi on his waist obviously with a whip*


Yuuko: like that bitch? Get some more!*whip Kouichi more times*

both of them tried to free themselves from the chains but their feet were chained too to the floor, Zoe slap Takuya in the ass near his nuts with the riding crop, Yuuko whip Kouichi's buttocks harder

Tommy: (this is the most weird thing I've seen in my short life, I better get out here)*tommy proceeded to close the door*

Zoe and Yuuko: bye Tommy!*Tommy froze instantly, he thought nobody has seen him*

Tommy: bye!*runaway*

so this day ends, I Tommy Himi ,the most Innocent (yeah right) member of the frontier gang recorded everyone on their spare time, my investigation concludes in...everybody have serious mental problems not only Jester, which reminds me why I don't recorded him? Oh yeah, he's the only one who actually lock his door to prevent this kind of situations, okay readers hope you enjoyed this chapter, starring me Tommy, review or I'll record you while you go to the bathroom and spread it in youtube!

What video are you going to spread on youtube?

Tommy: I didn't say anything!

But I hear-

Tommy: I didn't say anything okay, leave me alone, you're not my DAD! I hate you!*leaves to his room and lock the door*

what the hell I said? Kids and sugar...bad combination...maybe was some Kouji's influence...hmmmm

random girl: what are you doing? Get back to the bed!

Okay okay, jeez you never had enough isn't?

A/N: thanks for reading another funny and not suitable for children chapter! And as Tommy said REVIEW or he'll spread a video on youtube about you in the bathroom!