I do not own Twilight. I didn't come up with the idea.
The others were off hunting, so I was left with Jasper and Emmett. Emmett sighed. "I'm bored."
"Go stick some peanut butter to the roof of your mouth and get it off with your tongue." I suggested.
"I've already tried that before." Emmett moaned.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up. "Hey Jasper. Go get a pencil and a sheet of paper."
Jasper looked over at him from the other couch. "Why?" I could see Emmett's lips moving really fast, but I couldn't hear anything. Jasper was back with the pencil and paper within 5 seconds.
"Okay so Bella," Emmett started. "What you're going to do is write down and number your answers."
"What answers?" I asked.
"The answers to the questions I'm about to give you."
"Okay so, number 1, write down the name of somebody of the opposite gender." I started writing. "Oh, but don't put Edward!"
"Why not?" I asked suspiciously.
"Because you'd put him and then everything would be boring!"
"Okaaayyyy." I dragged out the word. I put down someone else.
"Next question, do you, humans, need to eat in order to survive?"
"Okay, next." I said.
"Write down any number from 1 to 100."
"Your favorite fruit." Jasper snorted.
I looked at him strangely and wrote down a fruit.
"A person. It can't be the one you put for the first question."
"Can I put down Edward now?" I asked. Emmett and Jasper grinned widely showing their white teeth. "Sure." Jasper said.
"Now put down a random phrase."
Of course it would be a random phrase. All of these questions are random!
"Do humans need to drink water to be able to live?"
"Another number from 1 to 100."
"A person," he waited until I was finished. "And now a phrase."
"Which do you like more, twins or triplets?" I raised my eyebrows at Emmett. He motioned for me to write.
"This is the last one. Why do people go to school?"
"Okay I'm done."
"Alright. Just hold on to it until the others get back." Jasper told me. I nodded.
It was about 25 more minutes until the others got back.
"Guys! Come here and sit down!" Emmett yelled.
"You didn't have to scream. We can hear perfectly." Alice said as she plopped down on Jasper's
lap. Edward sat next to me.
"What? We can't even pretend we're humans? Gosh!" Emmett said. "But anyway, I have some questions for Bella."
"So why did you need us here?" Alice asked.
"Oh, Alice shush. You're ruining his fun." Esme smiled. "Go ahead Emmett."
"Alright. Bella, go down and read your answers for every question I ask."
"Who were you with last night?"
I glanced down. "Jasper." I said slowly.
Emmett smiled. Jasper chuckled.
"Did you kiss?"
"Yes." I could feel my face turn a light shade of red.
"What did it taste like?"
"Oranges." My face turned a darker shade of red
"Who did you tell?"
"Edward." I choked out.
"What did he say?"
"Life's too short." Emmett snorted. I looked up at Edwards face. His perfect eyebrows were raised.
"Did you do 'it'?"
I choked on my own spit. "What?!"
" 'It' Bella. Did you do I 'it'?"
I looked down slowly. "Yes." I kept my head down.
"How many times did you do 'it'?"
"How old was he?"
"Who else did you tell, Bella?"
"What did he say?"
"Don't drink and drive."
"Dang it." Emmett muttered. "So what was the result of yours and Jasper's activities?"
I glared at Emmett. "Triplets." I ground out, my blush getting even darker.
"Why did you do it?"
"To learn more than you already know." I whispered, my cheeks turning the darkest shade of red possible.
To say that everyone me teased after that is and understatement. I really dislike
Emmett right now.
So yeah, I got this from Zikkie's fan fiction. Um, so.. Yeah. Bye!