A/N: Okay.

One day Bella woke up.

"I woked up." Bella said.

Edward was in her room.

"Hi Bella." Edward asked.

"Hey Edward." Bella reeplieded. "Wassup?"

"Nothing much. I'm just in ur room."

"LOL!!1!1!" Bella laffed becuz Edward was funny. But then she made serious face. "But Edward I'm serius I have a confeshun to make."

"Wut" Edward eclaimed.

"I am a Lesbian now."

"Huh?"

Bella took out Jasper from under her ceiling. "Me and Jasper are laybeans now. I like lesben penis."

"But Bella, you ain't no Laybien. Jasper is a boy."

"So?"

"You like gay penis."

"But I no gay imma gurl."

"But ur a girl and Jasper a guy so you lyke Gay penus."

"But Jasper isn't a woman. If he was den why did he let me stick a finger up his bum?"

"Because Jasper likes peoples fingers up his bum and he likes Gay Penis, like his penis." Edward questioned.

"I has vagina." Jasper says. "Where's my Lesbeun penis?"

"I has your lesbian Penus." Bella replayed.

"You has Lesbuan Vagina." Edward sed. "Penis."

"Edward if you don't shaddup I'm gonna stick my gay finger so far up your bum it will become Gay Penus." Bella said.

"Well, you are lesbian and have Gay vagina. Jasper is man and has Gay Penis. Alice has gay Penis."

"But I thought aLice was a womun." Bella said.

"No because she has gay penis." Edward. "But she used to have gay vagina."

"Gay penus cold." Jasper said. "I need lesbian Penis."

"Shaddup." Sed Bella. "You has no penus Vagina man."

"I gotta go pee real bad." Edward cryed. He started to leave for da bath room.

"Omg wait Edward. So now I has penis and vagina?????" Bella crawed.

"Yes. You hermet-afro-ditee now."

"What is herpes-frog-dye?"

"Your mother." Jasper intrupted.

"STFU JASPER!!!" Bella cried. "But seriously what is big word?"

"It means you have Gay Penis and gay Vagina."

Bella thunked for a moment. "So that means, gay Penis and Lesbian Vagina can get married?"

"No! Gay penis and GAY vagina!"

"Laybien penus?"

"Gay vagina?" Jasper potted.

"Stop" Bella said. "So now I have herpes-afro."

"Yes. Your afro has hurpez."

"Okay." Bella replys.

"Gay," Edward said.

"Okay." Bella sez again.

"Pe-"

"Uh huh."

"-nus."

"Yeah."

"Lay-"

"…"

"-bein"

"??!!1!1!1!!??"

"Va-"

"Hi."

"Hi."

The room was silence except for a violin playing in da background.

"Bella. I love you and your hermet frogite ass. Let's get marreed!!1"

"Y"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO YOU DUMB, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!! NOW SPREAD 'EM WIDE OPEN OR NO SURPRISE IN YOUR ASS TONIGHT!!!" Edward asked.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Bella screemed.

"YEEEESSSS!!!" Edward scramed back.

"Okay." Bella agrees.

"YAAAAYYY!!"

Bella and Edward get mareed and have hermet-fro-ditee child.

THE ENDDDDD!!!!!