A/N: Another update! I'm so sorry it took so long for me to update!


APOV(Alec)

Why did I agree to do this? Oh, right, because Jane threatened to torture me with her talent for never ending hours.

"Alec, tell me why where here?" Heidi sat beside me.

"Well, Heidi you three," Jane showed up and looked at us three; Heidi, Sulpicia, and Me. "Because you will be our judge." She smiled.

"Jane, just get on with it!" I shouted barked at her.

"Sheez brother, so excited for our talent show huh?" She taunted.

"No, I'm excited for it to end." I muttered. Of course she heard it.

"What is your problem Alec? Why can't you just support me?" She stomped until she was beside Aro.

"Alec, be a supportive brother to little Jane, she only wants fun, and fun is what we give her." Aro told me. I just nodded and look up in boredom.

After minutes of preparation, Jane came out in a pink and black costume with Aro! Want me to tell you what they're wearing? Spandex! That's what they're wearing! It was a burning image!

"Aro! Change your clothes!" Sulpicia shouted at him. Thank God, he still had a wife.

"But, Sul-"

"No buts Aro! Change now!" She finally growled, making him ran back. In just a second he was back, wearing his 15th century clothes and his black cape and has a pink lettering at the back that says: "We're the vampire pipz in a vampire world" And has an arrow sign pointing to Jane.

"Oh, please help me, so I won't rip they tongues off!" I pleaded internally.

Heidi came on stage with a scowl on her face, muttering something like 'they shouldn't be ruling us! Look at them!' I agree with her.

"Gianna, get on with it!" Jane half shouted.

Gianna forced out a smile and said, "So, this is the Volturi's Got Talent! And our first talent, or should I say Talents are Jane, Aro and Caius! Singing we're the vampire pipz!" Suddenly a smoke poof on the stage and the three appeared. Aro still looks half bad!

They started.

"Hi Jane!
Hi Aro!
Do you wanna go for a hunt?
Sure Jane!
Let's go!

We're the vampire pipz, in a vampire world!
Life by blood, tastes fantastic
You can talk to me, I'll eat you if I'm hungry
Imagination, life is your creation"

Jane was centered and Aro was trying to take her place. Why, oh why does he have to do that?!

Jane glared at Aro before singing again.

"Come on Aro let's go hunting!

We're the vampire pipz, in a vampire world!
Life by blood, tastes fantastic
You can talk to me, I'll eat you if I'm hungry
Imagination, life is your creation

We're the vamps who sparkles, in the fantasy world
Visit us, make it long, you'll be our food
We're so grand, rock'n'roll, feel the blood in my throat,
bite you her, bite me there, your my foody...
I'll bite you, I'll drain you, if you try to escape"

After that Caius suddenly started taking the spotlight while Jane glared at Aro and Aro grinned at her. I guess she's not torturing him..

"(uu-oooh-u)

We're the vampire pipz, in a vampire world!
Life by blood, tastes fantastic
You can talk to me, I'll eat you if I'm hungry
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Aro, let's go hunting!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Jane, let's torture them!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Aro, let's go hunting!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Jane, let's torture them!
(uu-oooh-u)"

Jane and Aro just sung simultaneously while Caius do all the 'ah-ah-ah-yeah's and 'uu-ooh-u's. This is damn awful! They sang a few more verses. Heck, if I was still human, my eyes would have been bleeding with the sight of Aro. And my ears, my precious ears, can't hear anymore. Good thing I was a vampire, I can still hear them. Bad thing, I can hear every awful sound they made!

"Oh, this blood tastes good!
Well Jane, we're just getting started
Oh, your the best Aro!"

They finished.

"Oh thank the Creator you finally ended your very awf-" Sulpicia and Gianna both nudged my shoulder, which hurt a little since they're both vampires, I hate being the middle!

"I mean you we're very, very................uh......uhm..-" Sulpicia cut me off and started with Aro.

"Well, you three have been very, uhm, good, I guess. How about you Heidi what do you think?" She smiled nervously at Heidi.

"Well, I think their good, too?" It was more like a question. She looked at me.

"Well, you guys are good, I'm outta here!" I said the last very fast, then run for my bloody-freakin'-existence!

I found the list of the things Jane is not allowed to do. I wrote: 'Jane can't sing or organize a contest which will require her and Aro to sing!' I heard someone coming and I ran to the tower.

"Alec! YOU LYING CHEATER!!!!!!!" I heard Jane threw something, I bet she threw the table. I hope Gianna's okay.


So, do you guys like it? hate it? Sorry if it's short, I'm very busy this month; exams, projects, essays, birthdays. Oh, Your reviews will be a very great B-day gift to me! Thank you! My B-day was just this week.

xoxo,
jaliceΩ