AN: Special thanks (get it, 'cause I can spell properly) to Tara Gilesbie , xxxbloodyrists666xxx, for writing the original, totally "goffik" My Immortal.
Hi, My name is Ivory Light'ness Alzheimer's Robin Jonas. I have long blonde hair with pink streaks and blue tips and warm brown eyes that look like chocolate. A lot of people tell me I look like Hilary Duff (AN: If you don't know who she is, you've been living under a rock the past decade). I'm not related to the Jonas Brothers, but I wish I was because they are major fucking hotties. I'm not a vampire, so my teeth are straight and white. I have tanned skin. I'm a witch, so I go to a magic school in Scotland called Hogwarts, where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm not a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly pink. I love Hollister, Claire's, American Eagle, Wet Seal, Delia's, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie and Fitch, and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing purple corduroy skinny jeans from Delia's, an aqua-blue V-neck shirt from Wet Seal, and my white Converse had smiley faces on them. I was wearing pink sparkly lip gloss, purple eyeshadow, and a hint of mascara. I was walking around outside Hogwarts. It was sunny out, which I was very happy about. A lot of emos stared at me. I told them to cheer up.
"Hey, Ivory!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was Draco Malfoy!
"What's up, Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing," he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: Do you enjoy the regard of proper grammar and lack of "goffikness?"