So here you go! A brand new story for you! I hope you enjoy, let me know what you think. Heres just a tiny little snippit (just incase you hate it) x



"Bella!" Edward's voice came from behind me. I didn't stop, I just kept pushing my way through the students that crowded the parking lot. "Wait! I can explain!" I felt a pair of strong hands on my shoulders, pulling me back.

I tried to shake them off but he didn't budge. "Get the hell off of me, Cullen." I hissed.

He spun me around to face him, hands sliding down so he was holding the tops of my arm. "Oh, so thats how it is now? We're at last name status?"

I took a deep breath and kicked him in the shin as hard as I could. "No." I spat. "That's our status."

"That really hurt." He muttered, letting go of my arms to rub his legs. Then he said something under his breath that sounded like 'bitch'.

"IT'S OVER!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. The lot went silent. The only thing you could hear was the rain hitting the roofs of the cars. "Ok? Over! Just leave me alone!" I turned and started to storm towards the school gates. I was going to have to walk home. Getting a ride from Edward today had been a bad move.

"Fine. But can I have my boxers back?"

I froze.

Embarrassing as it may be, I was actually wearing them at that very moment. It was sort of creepy actually, wearing my boyfriends boxers under all my clothes, but it was a habit I couldn't seem to break. Now I apparently had no choice but to go cold turkey.

"Fine." I called back to him, my voice shaking a little. Great. Now the whole school knew my freaky habit too. "I'll put them in your letterbox." I snorted.

"I need them now actually." He sounded like he was smirking.


"Of course you do." I spun around and glared at him. "So...what? You want me to take them off right here? Right now?"

He shrugged, grin growing wider. "If you had the nerve. But you don't. You've always been a wimp."

I could feel myself going red. Oh. No. He. Didn't. What the hell did I ever see in this creep? "You know what?" I pulled off my jeans, ignoring the wolf whistles, and yanked off the stupid boxers.

"Nice undies, Bells!" Mike Newton called.

Edward laughed darkly. "Pink. Hot."

I dropped the boxers in a muddy puddle, picked them up again and stormed over to Edward. "Here . Have your stinking underwear."

"Of course they're stinking, they've been on your a-" He choked as I stuffed the muddy boxers into his mouth.

"See ya, jerk." I walked off for the final time.

"This isn't over!" Edward shouted, coughing as he choked, I presumed, on the muddy water. "You do realise you've started a war, don't you Swan? I'm not going to forget this."

"Sure, sure." I laughed, ecstatic at my little revenge.

Edward was all talk no action.


Don't worry, you're going to find out what caused them to break up and the war has only just begun! Squee! Loved it? Hated it? Please please let me know! Mwa!