Firstly: THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER.

I'm really sorry if I got your hopes up (although I'm also kinda pleased, because it would suggest that you look forward to updates on my stuff, which would imply that you like it, which would indicate that I am a good writer, which would intimate that I could do this for a living one day. Btw, may I just point out my lovely use of Word Thesaurus just then?).

This is me simply updating you all as to my fascinating personal life. I know I generally tend to update frequently, if not regularly, and often it's every day. However, the last weekend/couple of days I haven't, so much. I really hate just disappearing on you guys, and on the whole community in general, so I am sorry. It might sound stupid but I feel as though I owe you an explanation. There's been a massive family emergency thing going on...while it's not an emergency in the sense of urgency, it's pretty devastating and I haven't really been able to do much other than cry and watch TV for the past couple of days. I don't know how long this will keep up but I WILL be back on here soon. Just wanted to let you all know.

Lots of love,

Bravo.