I Have a Cow Named Moo

I have a cow named Moo. Why? Because... it... keeps moo-ing every single second...even in the night…or afternoon.... noon... morning... early morning....it... moo-es... everytime… it never shuts up. And it's ALIVE.

And I find out soon after...

That my stupid neighbor... that has a field of coffee by the way... feed my cow caffeine EVERYDAY...

And my stupid neighbor is the infamous... Axel...

And I'm going to go over to his house and kick him.

Literally…

Because... I've had ENOUGH of the moo-ing.

ENOUGH. All capitals.

I knocked on the door.

And it is opened soon after.

And he seems surprised.

He grins.

And I push the door open wider.

Then, I kick him in the groin

Right where it hurts the most

And to my surprise... he DIEDDDDD…

Ever since then…

My cow stops moo-ing.

Maybe I should change its name...

The End.